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@freya-remy
"A distraction that is both glamorous and involves minimal property damage."
"I think I'll 'accidentally' set off the fire alarm in the west wing. Nothing says 'I'm unbothered by your creepiness' like a building-wide evacuation for a fire that only exists in my press release."
"If you do that, I'll make sure your next exhibit is held in the actual sewers."
"Classy. You always know how to inspire me, darling."
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A: "You keep staring at me as though I am hiding something." B: "Everyone is hiding something, little mouse. The difference is whether they hide it poorly, desperately, or beautifully." A: "That sounds like something a man says when he does not wish to admit he is nosy." B: "Nosy? Such a humble word for a disciplined mind. I prefer observant." A: "I prefer troublesome." B: "Then we are both fortunate. I have always had a fondness for troublesome things."
i feel like a missed a few chapters since when were we doing lads (i'm far from complaining)
I'm sorry, what did you miss? :) Like, the chapters in the lads game?
Hi. Would you be interested in filling in a survey about interacting with AI chatbot? It is for my graduation thesis. I can send you the questions before you make decisions! Please dm if you’re interested. Thank you so much
Yes, I am more than willing to do. I sent you a DM the other day :)
Person B: "Are you.. jealous?" Person A: "Of who?" Person B: "The person flirting with H/N." Person A: "No." Person B: "...You just snapped your pen in half." Person A: "The pen knows what it did." Person C: “You have ink on your hand now.” (hands a napkin) Person A: "Nice to know someone here supports women in STEM." Person C: "And how exactly is this STEM?" Person A: “Stress, tension, emotional damage, murder. It’s a developing field.”
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-"Why are there twelve armed guards outside your apartment?" "Because some people are incapable of taking constructive criticism." -"You stole a yacht??" "Yeah but I left a review." -(pause) "You painted 'sinks weird' on the side..." "And now future customers can make informed decisions."
"I’m calling the director of the new modern wing at the Met. A two-year traveling retrospective of my work, complete with a substantial donation, on one condition.”
“That they never acquire a piece from Celeste Laurent or anyone with the surname Minthe?”
“That they consider her portfolio aesthetically equivalent to hotel room art. I want her exiled to the cultural wilderness. The professional equivalent of being forced to listen to kazoo covers of Nickelback for eternity.”
“If anyone in this building mocks her, I want names.”
“I want names, departments, shoe sizes, and whether they cry easily.”
“You are both escalating.”
“No. Escalating would involve the legal team.”
“Or fire.”
“Please stop helping.”
“She called herself a weirdo.”
“She is wearing pajamas in a billion-dollar lobby. Technically, the evidence is compelling.”
“Stop.”
“What? I said it affectionately. Mostly.”
"Order me a pizza. A very, very large pizza. With pineapple. I want to taste the sweet, controversial triumph of a life well-lived."
"The only thing pineapple on a pizza triumphs over is your own good taste."
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“You can’t solve every problem with violence.”
“I can solve most problems with violence.”
"So I can’t make him commit light treason with flair?”
“No.”
“Medium treason?”
“No.”
“Decorative treason?”
“Keep negotiating with the security system and I’ll let it file a behavioral report on you.”
At the super Mario Galaxy movie.. and I gotta vent xD
everyone else came to watch mario save the day meanwhile i’m sitting here questioning my entire type because why am i this invested in bowser… like a giant, dramatic, slightly unhinged turtle king should not be doing this to me but here we are.
and don’t even get me started on the fact that he’s voiced by Jack Black because now it’s a double problem. i’m not just down bad for a villain, i’m down bad for the energy behind the villain too. the confidence? the chaos? the ‘i could ruin your life but also make you laugh’ vibe? yeah, apparently that’s my type now.
mario is out here doing his heroic thing and i’m in my seat like ‘wow that’s crazy… anyway bowser could literally kidnap me and i’d probably apologize for the inconvenience.’
this movie isn’t about saving peach anymore, it’s about me realizing i have questionable taste in men and absolutely no intention of fixing it.
"That said—I’ll handle the post-op dietary supervision. H/N is banned from the kitchen.”
“Excuse you, my sauces are masterpieces of emotional honesty!”
“Emotionally honest salmonella is still salmonella, H/N.”
Y/N: Don’t.
Sylus: Don’t what, kitten?
Y/N: Don’t make this weird.
Sylus: Weird? You stormed in here ready to bite my head off and now you’re surprised I stopped you before you could walk away?
Y/N: well.. you didn’t have to pin me to a wall.
Sylus: No. I wanted to. There’s a difference.
Y/N: You’re impossible.
Sylus: And yet here you are.. still standing exactly where I put you.
Y/N: Your knee is literally between my legs.
Sylus: I’m aware, sweetheart. I was there when it happened.
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Sylus: "You know what happens when you look at me like that, kitten."
Y/N: "Nothing happens."
Sylus: "Oh? That’s not what happened last time."
Y/N: "That.. that was different."
Sylus: "Mm. Your lips didn’t seem to think so."
Person B: "You scared me."
Person A: "I scare a lot of people. It’s the mask. Very intimidating."
Person B: "I thought you were dead."
Person A: "Yeah, I get that a lot too. I’m like a bad sequel."
I imagine Person A is Deadpool lol