substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

(never vagueposted before) experiencing things today

i want chocolate romantically

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

now whenever i see the colors green and blue i just think of allen and aakash like *the audience sighs* like one time i saw this 50 year old uncle wearing a chatpate green tshirt *only one girl laughs at the word 'chatpate'* and im like holy shit? allen adverstisement ke field me toh kaafi aage chala gaya hai, nahi? *low murmurs* no seriously yaar kya ho gaya hai ye yaar what does neet even do to a person bhai *sounds of sympathy and pyaar* ab toh merko lagta hai yeh puri duniya hi allen and aakash se bani hui hai *the audience is tired of my bullshit and wants me to get off* arrey nahi seriously bhai socho toh puri earth like mai breakfast kar raha tha and maine dekha ek news article ki nasa ne earth ki new photos release kri and maine open kara ofc *some members in the audience realize and are laughing* im like YE PURA BRAHMAND HI ALLEN AND AAKASH KA HAI BRO ALL GREEN AND BLUE AND GREEN AND BLUE WE'RE NEVER GETTING OUT OF THIS HELL *the video is cut short and the comments are 'hasna tha kya' 'i cant stop laughing because i never started'*

I Hate that blood actually looks cool aesthetically it makes me feel like My Name is razor 12 years old & I Watch gore all day

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