this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

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this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

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earth, 2017
Harry at the Casamigos Halloween Party - Lockscreens
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

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things we know about john mulaney based on his comedy specials
-may have killed princess diana
-once drank perfume
-has never been killed by hitmen
-thought he had shit into a doctor’s hand
-“and also with you!”
-pretends to eat dinner at 4:30 to trick his dog
-has a penis (allegedly, according to a baby)
-sometimes he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD
-has responsibilities (all these fuckin’ markers)
-told Bill Clinton that he can do whatever he wants forever
-went to college for the whole time
-doesn’t care for these new nazis
my brain in times of crisis:
I KNOW IT’S SUPER LATE BUT I NEEDED TO SHARE THIS WITH Y’ALL, I’M CACKLING
How hard was it to say “pistachio”
you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™
Christine Baranski as Tanya Chesham-Leigh in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

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I think this is the most hilarious thing
the storybook font is what does it for me
well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid
i don’t think anyone fully understands how iconic of a film the princess diaries truly is. everything in that film is iconic. the apartment/firehouse. the scooters as a method of transportation. “get off the grass” in 4 languages. “please don’t crush my soy nuts.” the mustang. the weird neighbor who writes poetry. the m&ms on the keyboard and the pizza. “it’s a wango?” lily’s otter backpack. the whole paolo makeover sequence. every foot pop. stop me i could go on forever the princess diaries is so iconic it’s on the same level of iconography as star wars (1977)
#WAIT UP #NOT YOU I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU
having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed
Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again

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Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong about Christian, now Josh hated me. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion: I was just totally clueless!
Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life