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*busts down your door* ay yo stay hydrated mafuckas *gently tosses water bottles around* can’t go crazy if you’re dehydrated chyeah

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Thank you, Frelvis. You always got my back

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of course mama i got u chyeah

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*busts down your door* ay yo stay hydrated mafuckas *gently tosses water bottles around* can’t go crazy if you’re dehydrated chyeah

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the horrors persist and i sir piss

#frelvis durstley #elvisposting #dursting #durstverse #idk if this is anything

really fuckin with trailer park boys chyeah

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yoah mama the orb is a scary place but that’s okay cause I’m scarier chyeah

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yoah mama am I stripes or solids?

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turns out I wasn’t even playin but that’s okay mama cause I’m still a playa chyeah

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yoah mama am I stripes or solids?

yo mama so phat she probably listen to limp bizkit ay yoah mama haha i love my fans

#elvisverse #frelvis durstley #elvisposting #limp bizkit #fred durst #dursting #I may or may not be reviving this blog #I may or many not be using this as a distraction from my post-high anxiety #dears readers I am indeed using it as a distraction #hi glad to be back I missed you folks

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Guys make 68 the new funny number. Do it. Now

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best I can do is 67

hey yoah siri google butts for me and select images chyeah

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I just chugged a monster energy now I'm filled with the Fear why did God do this to me???

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yoah mama they changed the recipe and now it’s all fear juice. they said caffeine is too bad for you chyeah

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this LGBT sausage is hand cranked and twisted yoah haha can I be hand cranked and twisted haha *head bangs*

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i’m in the moshed pit. straight up jorking it. and by it? haha well let’s justr say. my bizkit

#yoah mama #fred durst #limp bizkit #durstverse #dursting #fred darts #smosh #gimmick blog

yoah mama it’s super hot outside (at least here it is) so make sure you’re drinking plenty of water and keeping cool! gotta stay hydrated for that mafukin pit yoah

#elvisverse #frelvis durstley #elvisposting #limp bizkit #fred durst #durstverse #dursting

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just keep yoahin baby

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HOW MANY OF YOU ELVIS CREATURES ARE THERE. Oh my god this is my own personal hell.

Now I know why I had to attend church like a Good Christian Boy..

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yoah mama you jonesin for my cash? tryna make them pockets super fat? hey I get it bro I’m a humble man, kickin out my jams like a trap. but for real yoah Im gonna stick it like a stamp on this business huh-huh what’s with all the business dawg?

just let a man yoah-yoah in peace yoah dayum

apianopumpingmother

I don't understand a single word you just said.

Care to string the atoms of your one halfling Elvii braincell so I can understand what you just said?

frelvis-durstley

no can do old man

apianopumpingmother

I'm the same age as your mother father....ahem..

Your Beginning Creature.... You're in return calling your leader old. And, I'll probably just ask your leader anyways. If I don't shoot 'em first.

Y'all need Jesus. Severely... Good lord..

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yoah nelly you sound jealous boooooyyyyyy haha get relevant loser lollllllll *head bangs*

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just keep yoahin baby

apianopumpingmother

HOW MANY OF YOU ELVIS CREATURES ARE THERE. Oh my god this is my own personal hell.

Now I know why I had to attend church like a Good Christian Boy..

frelvis-durstley

yoah mama you jonesin for my cash? tryna make them pockets super fat? hey I get it bro I’m a humble man, kickin out my jams like a trap. but for real yoah Im gonna stick it like a stamp on this business huh-huh what’s with all the business dawg?

just let a man yoah-yoah in peace yoah dayum

apianopumpingmother

I don't understand a single word you just said.

Care to string the atoms of your one halfling Elvii braincell so I can understand what you just said?

frelvis-durstley

no can do old man

#jerry lee lewis #elvisverse #durstverse #frelvis durstley #elvisposting #dursting

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just keep yoahin baby

apianopumpingmother

HOW MANY OF YOU ELVIS CREATURES ARE THERE. Oh my god this is my own personal hell.

Now I know why I had to attend church like a Good Christian Boy..

frelvis-durstley

yoah mama you jonesin for my cash? tryna make them pockets super fat? hey I get it bro I’m a humble man, kickin out my jams like a trap. but for real yoah Im gonna stick it like a stamp on this business huh-huh what’s with all the business dawg?

just let a man yoah-yoah in peace yoah dayum

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