Nerdy and life

There's a new swarm of totally real ladies with empty blogs following me, and I'm blocking and reporting them left and right. If you are an actual human person with a brand new account trying to follow me, I urge you to please post *anything at all* on your blog so that when I go to check who the heck you are, I can tell you aren't just a bot-encrusted void. Just a simple "hello this is my lurker account I use to follow people" is enough.

*taps sign* I am once again being haunted by ladies of questionable reality, as well as a lot of blank blogs without a custom avatar. If you are a recent arrival from the ex-parrot site with a brand new tumblr blog, I am asking you to please post ANYTHING at all on your blog, even if you're only going to lurk passively to follow people. Otherwise, you look just like the dozens of bots I've blocked this week.

A second blog!

It’s always “every bi woman I’ve met has cheated on me/their gf with a man :/“ or “every bi woman I’ve ever met LITERALLY breaks into my Pure WLW Only meetings to fuck men in front of me” and we all know that you have never left the house, never met a bi woman that WASNT an offensive tv caricature, and don’t have the brain cells to come up with a new fake story about how you know all the bi women in the world and how they’re all predatory sluts

What kind of noise is that??

wait is that tyler oakley

I have so many questions. Why did they make her into a 12 year old girl? And what’s this constant nagging about naaaaow you have boooobs. .______. (sincerly, from person who likes flat-chested people)

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way