HIIIII ive officially decided your my favorite writer and we are best friends so yeah 😜😜 I was wondering if we could get an Eric cartman with a older sister, platonic of course, how would he act with that??? 🤔🤔whatever format you want, not picky thank youuuu 👻👻
Omg you have no idea how much you saying I'm your favorite author means to me! Yes, we are so besties now LOL.
Idk if you could tell but I had fun writing this one
Warnings: Eric mf Cartman, Liane is lowkey a bad mom, cursing ofc
Being Eric Cartman's older sister
So, you're about Shelly's age and are actually really good friends with her and Kenny's brother, Kevin
You're the sanest person in your entire house. your mother and brother are actually batshit crazy. Example: Once you walked into the living room to see your mom and Eric pointing a gun at each other and you just turned right back around because you did NOT wanna deal with that
Liane puts you in charge of Eric and plays favorites with Eric obviously being her sweet baby angel who does no wrong. You're forced to take on a more "parental" role in most, if not all, situations.
Butters has a little puppy crush on you. Eric is so mad when he finds out. He's very protective lol
You bought him his Clyde Frog stuffie for Christmas one year and that's why it's his favorite
When the main 4 hang out at yours and Eric's house, you usually make them all something to eat. Especially for your brother cuz he's a fatass and Kenny considering his home situation
70% of the time you bail the main 4 out of trouble but the rest of the time they deserve whatever they got into, and you tell them to get over it
You can try to talk him out of it all you want, but he's still going to do whatever he wants and will NOT listen to you
Cartman is always looking for ways to get what he wants, and that might mean taking your stuff without asking. As his older sister, you'd have to hide your things carefully and make sure he doesn’t mess with your personal space.
Runs to you to complain about something Kyle said just for you to agree with Kyle and Eric gets SO pissy about it
You for sure cheered Wendy on when she was kicking his ass in that one episode
While Cartman is mostly selfish and manipulative, he really appreciates having you as a sister. You might even become the one person he trusts in his own weird, twisted way.
