silence the wind

who is she

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

blog goals: making someone feel a little less sad

Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

A snake that’s wide instead of long

those are his arms he wants a hug :(

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me because Shaggy was my first crush and my whole family remembers me having long drawn out conversations with him like he was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I’m worried that the void may have talked back after all these years in the form of this meme and I have no way to stop it.

oh my GODD SHAGGY!!!!!!!!

I hate that the only way to find new music is to listen to new music………………………….. who made this system

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!