i like the funny

"how would YOU fix the medical system then 😡" im 17 years old

like i dont need to be a carpenter to see that your ikea chair that impales everyone that sits on it and then shatters was put together wrong but that doesnt mean i know how to fix it

Takes me like fifteen business days to watch one 30 minute episode of a Netflix show and it takes me 10 minutes to watch a 3 hour YouTube video essay.

acting like your mom makes you go “aw c’mon.” before resuming your day but acting like your father will make you sit in silence for three hours straight staring at a wall 

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

I'm also celebrating your dogs birthday

Happy birthday tumblr user heartseeker's dog

I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

not to brag but i dont know anything about the johnny depp trial