Freetheofficechairs

I love this description of tumblr.

#i came in like a wrecking ball

What do you do when you finish all 9 seasons of the office and feel empty inside because everything great ends? YOU START IT ALL OVER AGAIN FROM SEASON 1.

I feel like the more tired a person is, the funnier they become. Like if I’m up at like 3 in the morning I think of the funniest shit, but when I’m up at normal hours my only source of comedy is fucking penis jokes and shitty puns.

I am pleased the world currently views my country as insane. Perhaps now they will stop expecting us to address their problems.

Bitch no-one ‘expects’ the US to solve their problems. The US is like that one guy who always turns up to the party already wasted and trashes the place, even though everyone there is praying they won’t come this time. It’s less that we want the US to poke their nose in and more that we’re resigned to the fact they will. Maybe now you’ve accepted your country is insane you’ll get off your fucking high horse and stop pretending you can dictate policy to the world

tumblr is so america-centric that sometimes i feel a little bit of panic and guilt that i haven’t registered to vote against trump