Because why not?

Guyys it’s me Gordon the Freeman.. I need to borow 12 dollars plz

Shouldn't have given all those TVs away for free

It’s definitely “Gay”

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.

Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much

I See. Freemind Rolls Off The Tongue Rather Nicely.

Narrative upkeep? In this economy? I feel bad for your paycheck

It also means you're probably not being payed nearly enough.

It’s definitely “Gay”

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.

Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much

I See. Freemind Rolls Off The Tongue Rather Nicely.

Narrative upkeep? In this economy? I feel bad for your paycheck

It’s definitely “Gay”

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.

Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much

It’s definitely “Gay”

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

Sorry

But it smells good!

() ( The other two have morphine addictions, I assumed since you’re (effectively) the same person as them from a different point in time you had the same.. issues. )

Three

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

And you know better than to have a heart attack. Or get stabbed in the chest

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

@freemans-mind-offical Should Morphine Be Used Recreationally

Yes

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

what about the one with the machine gun for a hand

Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world

youre the only gordon that has killed a security guard

That is absolutely not true

you shot him in the face for letting a marine run by like he was any real harm to you

I'm not saying I didn't shoot any guards! I'm saying I'm not the only Gordon whose done it

Nice try, I'm not falling for that again

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

what about the one with the machine gun for a hand

Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world

youre the only gordon that has killed a security guard

That is absolutely not true

you shot him in the face for letting a marine run by like he was any real harm to you

I'm not saying I didn't shoot any guards! I'm saying I'm not the only Gordon whose done it

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

what about the one with the machine gun for a hand

Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world

youre the only gordon that has killed a security guard

That is absolutely not true

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

what about the one with the machine gun for a hand

Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

THERES A FACE UNDER THERE????

NOT A HAPPY ONE

Wow. I'm honestly impressed with how bad your haircut is

I am single by choice.

Ya dont wanna bang a penny? Coward

Now, I never said that.

Is anyone here NOT objectum.

Nope! Not a soul

You too???

What can I say, I've got good taste