*resembles a trash bag full of mango pulp*

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

Yep. SO not taking it

i miss my mom ❤️❤️

I’m sorry guys I have to

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

listen…..dark brown eyes,,, they are so good…100% of the time

joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME

im really into this please do this

PLEASE

hhng please do this

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

unfortunately I’m definitely still attracted to men