Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

" so it's a good time to go to Danica Patrick-" WRONG! it's never a good time to go to Danica Patrick

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

ocon is like the anti kmag. kmag will lie down and die for nico hulkenberg no matter what crimes he must commit on the way. ocon will die trying to kill pierre gasly

If I had a nickel for every time Lewis Hamilton changed teams and Nico Hulkenberg joined Sauber, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happed twice

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing

everyone says they remember where they were when princess diana died, when 9/11 happened, when jfk was assassinated… i will remember where i was when i found out lewis hamilton was going to ferrari.

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period