You ever wonder why we're here?

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!

weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote

I say the stupidest shit imaginable to whoever I want and I just get away with it

criticize the work of stephanie meyer all you like, but she has let twilight die of natural causes rather than viciously reanimate its corpse with every tweet. yes this is about jkr

@techsgtjenn @fictionalized

Frick I love this

Reblog if you feel bad and good and very confused

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

Human: *rescinds their invitation* Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house