wearing the gay coat in the gay dunk tank

There’s something so healing about a bagel with cream cheese. So beautiful, so pure. Thank you bagel with cream cheese my beloved.

the urge to work in a small town bookstore which is also a coffee shop and a flower shop is growing too strong to contain

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

The desperate desire to create vs the oh so constant sleepiness plaguing my every action

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

girl help i am the most sensitive person you can ever meet but also the most emotionally unavailable person you can ever meet at the exact same time and i’m still trying to make it work somehow

this is so embarrassing. i want to love & be loved & drink really nice tea & eat really nice pasta & not feel like the loneliness is a part of me anymore. i want a herb garden

so important to your health to eat carbohydrates. and to write mediocre poetry