jane

you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

1/30/2026

go white boy go on 958 days left!

Akio had never had a single good take in the entire show.

Yes

Normal dorm life configuration

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

4. uno

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

they should make miis have allergies so if you gave them like a peanut or something they'd have an allergic reaction and it'd be all your fault