confundus coven.
𝓐s soon as he was ganged up on by the Griffinpuffs, Jay disconnected from the conversation. He buried his face in the couch of their common area. He was immobile except for the pillow he squeezed every so often. Due to his height of just over seven feet, his calves dangled off the edge.
“Mm…mmph…mmmph.” Jay hmmphed flatly. He then pulled himself into the fetus position, his back facing the group, curls bouncing from the motion. It was a melodramatic pity party, population, one. If there were any good vibes in the vicinity, then run, little ones! You were about to be harshed! So harshed that even the the incense burning in the corner of the room didn’t stand a chance. It went out due to the sudden coldness in the room. He’d never quite gotten a hold on accidental magic. Was he acting like a child? Absolutely. But everyone knew his harmartia was being left out. Well, one of many. Anyway! There was nothing to be done about it!
…Until pranking was brought up.
His head slowly lifted up. Then put back down. Up. Down. Up. Jay had always been one of the prime suspects, whenever a master prank went down, back at Hogwarts. Jay and his old mate Sterling pulled off some of the most amazing stunts to have ever graced the corridors. He could feel the urge to resume his awesomeness grow the longer he stayed silent. At the same time, as he listened to Phoenix, who was smart, no diggity doubt, but was a Hufflepuff at the end of the day, Amby, who was smart enough to build buildings but… was also, Amby, and Robin, who was too nice to even take part in the prank, even if she loathed the pendejo, he felt the urge to point out— “mhhmmdhdhs mshmmh msshmms.”
There was silence, so he sat up finally, shook his curls out, and said— “Mira cabróns! If we’re doing this prank, we’re doing it old school. If we have to bring out the magic reversal squad for a prank gone wrong, they’ll pull the magic carpet out from under us before we can say, my mom is going to kill me.” He paused. “Well, I’ll be saying it, but that’s beside the point!” Jay said with an ardent hand wave. “Old school, or no…. schooling… the dude…”
“And this is how we’’ll do it.” Jay leaned forward, motioning for the rest of his friends to do the same. “Amby. Still good at picking locks, dude?” ( &. @ambrses )
「 ✨ jay has brought up a magical subject. 」 「 ✨ jay has practiced beginners wandless magic . 」 「 ✨ jay has mentioned a canon object x5. 」
ambrose paid no attention to jay’s melodramatics. usually, amby was the first one getting worried over the gryffindor’s sentiments or whatever, blame it on amby being amby, but this time ? didn’t even bat a lash. not even when a sudden cold made him shiver under his crimson colored sweater. not even when the young wizard noticed the incense going out. bronze eyes, hidden behind brand new specs that were a gift from his beloved and very witchy mother, just continued looking up at the decorations. “ anyways. ” the male said, almost giggling while crossing his arms over his chest. “ orange lights ove’ there, robin. ” he pointed to a plant and walked to his backpack. he had a lot to do for tomorrow: he had to come up with a new planner, work with shapes and rulers for his homework, come up with a faux company for his project, and… and a prank ? is phoenix talking about a prank ? amby tried to be casual. the gryffindor wasn’t the greatest when coming up with pranks— leading them on with ideas for it to be great, though ? now that was his thing—– but the idea of it still made him his blood boil in excitement, resembling the potions he used to brew back in hogwarts. ambrose turned around just when jay called them cabrones, knowing that once jay said that, he had an idea. he wasn’t even surprised that the mention of a prank suceed on bringing jay back to life. 「 ✨ amby has mentioned a canon magical subject. x2 」 「 ✨ amby has mentioned a canon magical object. x3 」 he walked to where jay was then, nodding his head at the question. “ yep. i used it last night for my physics class ‘cause i left my book there, actually. i love having this skill but merlin do i miss being able to cast an unlocking charm here. it would have been much easier and faster and would have skipped being questioned by this one boy. ” @frcmashes 「 ✨ amby used a wizarding idiom. 」 「 ✨ amby brought up a canon magical object. 」
phoenix scrunched up her nose, shivering slightly as the temperature plummeted in the room. she shot jay a side glance, rubbing her arms to warm them up. she knew it would pass, so a warming charm wasn’t necessary.
while doing things the muggle way was certainly going to take longer, there was no doubt in her mind that it was better than going tête á tête with the magic reversal squad if something went wrong. she also had a nagging suspicion that if they were caught getting into trouble and the ministry got wind of it ? the permissions jay got to allow them to go to a muggle college would be rescinded faster than you could say confundus. even though this WASN’T how she’d expected the prank to go, nix was bursting with anticipation. if done right, this could be stupid amounts of fun.
“ you got caught breaking into the physics room ? “ her eyes widened to the size of galleons. “ oh amby ! how did you talk yourself out of that one ? “ she was getting distracted from the main subject; the prank, but she had questions. questions that needed to be answered before they burned through her.
turning to jay, phoenix tilted her head inquisitively. she was curious to see what their fearless leader had in store for them. “ please tell me that bentley is still our target though. “ she had to clarify. “ c’mon. you know he DESERVES it ...”
robin, busy helping amby, simply covered her ears. she was too nice to help them out; while she wouldn’t stop them, this was one prank they’d have to execute on their own.
「 ✨ phoenix mentioned a magical object from canon x6 」 「 ✨ phoenix mentioned something from the kiosk 」











