dumblogger, boyfailure

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul