there's a flaw in my code

On my first day of work I accidentally called my boss “daddy”

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

damn oscars back at it again with the white men

college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground the rest of the night

oh my god chills

this is the theme that plays during the final battle scene climax of the movie of my life

tlmetodance

do we hate halsey for actual reasons or are we just reveling in taking part in some good ole misogyny 

“biracial” lmao Halsey u white af don’t even try to categorize yourself as a minority to appeal to your tumblr fan base to sell your shitty unoriginal music

That vaguely flirtatious vibe you have with all your single gay friends

This is a real thing 

its this constant air of like “i’d be down if you were down but i’m not going to pursue it and neither are you so lets just lowkey flirt all the time”

@super-donut-yum garnet, is that you?