chloe!

I think mike and bill were gonna fuck in it: chapter two but andy muschietti had a final destination like premonition of a freak movie theater accident taking the lives of at least 20 people that's all caused by stephen king fujoing out too hard so he had to take it out

Imagine if Bill and Mike started having an affair and all the tabloids are speculating on who Bill is cheating on his famous wife with and they keep suggesting random female celebs hes close with. Meanwhile it's really just some fuckin loner librarian with grey hairs and reading glasses from Maine.

There's something so Hallmark movie coded about Hanbrough. Like oh?? Your a big time famous writer whos struggling to come up with endings for your books and is currently having miscommunication with your partner? Well why don't you go back to your crappy small town and go on a whimiscal bike ride with a simple librarian you were childhood friends with.

"You should marry your best friend." Exactly.

i really love that the losers look up to the ultimate dumbass whenever they don’t know what to do.

It: Welcome to Derry is the horror show all about how the US Government fucks over the indigenous people and 1950’s racism is on full blast, oh and Pennywise is there too