November has come

hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

guys karma is real

karmas a bitch. You should’ve known better.

jojo siwa was right.

I bet if you had a wish, you should have never effed around⛓️💔🖤

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

jack merridew is asuka langley soryu in a different font

There’s this hilarious thing Stephen King does in The Long Walk that shows exactly how he wrote the book and just how much editing was involved and that’s the fact that all the boys in the walk are given a number alphabetically based on their last name. So obviously the first person King writes a name and number for is his protagonist, who he names Garraty and he numbers at 47. And it’s like, ok man, kind of bold to put the guy who’s name starts with the 7th letter of the alphabet halfway through your alphabetical list. But whatever, maybe there’s a lot of A through D last names or something, those are fairly common. But then in the second chapter the very first person we are told dies is number 7, who’s name is Curley IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED by Ewing, number 9. And I think at this point Stephen King realized the conundrum but rather than go back and change some names or numbers he just starts giving every fucking background character a name starting with F. I’m not even joking, there’s like three different characters who have some variation of the name Field or Fields or Fielder.