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Real tit enjoyers like em big or small or in any shape and on any body btw. if you only like big chests on small women you arent welcome to the tit enthusiasts club.

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

PAINTING!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

CHAT THIS IS A PAINTING!!!

I went over this post twice before realising. I was like "oh it's just set up like a still life painting, right". NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

That was the wrONG GIF

Actually no it still works it’s pretty accurate

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

Not that there's anything wrong with that

not that there's anything wrong with that

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

you shine a light back and forth in the baby's eyes! depending on how the light reflects back, you add or take away lenses. when the reflection moves at the same time and in the same direction as the light, you know you've got the baby's prescription correct. it's called a retinoscopy, and it works on pretty much anyone (subjective refractions are just easier). here's a video by ophthalmologist tim root explaining in more detail, if anyone's interested.