xinophobia

I CUT MY FINGER ON MY CHEX MIX????

"your mom" is a metaphysical concept to me. when i make a "your mom" joke the last thing im thinking about is my friends actual moms, who i usually don't respect. the mom is a metaphor. the esoteric concept of mom. hope this helps.

We're rapidly approaching someone on here saying "they didn't tell us what the three branches of the US government are." in earnest.

It needs to be stressed that the majority of instances of "we weren't taught this in school" you see now are about information that we were taught in school, the commentator in question just wasn't paying attention.

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

in the club getting psychosexual

We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.