Not the Brightest Pencil in the Crayon Box

I am calm.

You have zero idea what you’re talking about. Baby Tremblay is literally based off of Baby Tremblay from the book, Lullabies for Little Criminals. She isn’t rich. She’s a former heroin addict and prostitute. She’s quiet and only speaks when she really has something to say. Brittany Burr and Baby Tremblay aren’t anything alike.

Further, I still don’t have an issue with Antonin. Nor do I have one with you. I found it amusing. End of.

Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength.

But like the image above says, this is not a good post.

That dog above, the one that made so many people laugh, her name is Eva, and she’s my 7-year-old lab. She was just diagnosed with canine lymphoma.

Without chemo, she only has 3 months left with us. But her oncologist has given her a good prognosis with chemotherapy. She could live to see her 9th, 10th, and even 11th birthday.

Which means more years of this happy, ridiculous puppy.

The price to extend her life? $8500.

I nearly died when I saw the number. I’m paying off 4 student loans right now, and my parents are in insurmountable debt. I thought, this is it, we’re screwed. In between crying spells and anxiety attacks, I realized what my choices were: give up and let Eva go in the next 3 months, or crowdfund my ass off.

Internet: you’ve done it before, now I’m begging you, do it again. Spread Eva like wildfire. She deserves a second chance. She deserves the extra time, and all the fun and happiness she’ll have in that time.

Here is the link to her gofundme.