not yet ready to be found

Can that be called a Gomenaslide

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

dogs dont have hands

youre never alone. bacteria

I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.