Foxy Or Roxy

Crewel: Crowley, you’re a grown ass man wanting a movie night, you do realize that we have work tomorrow, right?

Crowley: Sam also wants a movie night! Why aren’t you guys getting on him?!

Trein: he’s 25, he’s basically a kid.

Sam: ima go ahead and take that as a compliment cause yall spoiled the hell outta me sometimes.

Trein: you’re welcome.

Vargas: idk about everyone else, but i actually down for a sleepover, be nice to relax after some work😁

Sam: but do we even have enough money to buy snacks and other stuff?

Crowley pulling out a thousand thaumarks: look, here’s the deal, you guys set up the movie, I’ll get the snacks-

Yuu coming out from crewel’s coat: WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU HAVE THAUMARKS TO BUY SNACKS AND WATCH MOVIES BUT YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH THAUMARKS TO PAY ME?! GIMME THAT!!!

Everyone minus crewel: …..

Crewel: oh yea, i forgot to tell you guys, yuu somehow can teleport every time they get in my coat.

Crowley: …my thaumarks…

(Meanwhile at ramshackle)

Grim: hey yuu! Ooohh, you finally have enough money for groceries???

Yuu: mhm, Nutella and tuna sandwich here we come!!!

Grim: WAHOO!!!! I still think you should work with Mr. S.

Yuu: yea i should ask him next week.

Basically something like this: (i couldn’t find a better example im sorry)

Mc: I think I had a stable high school life, wasn’t the best but it wasn’t the worse

Mc’s twin brother: yea right, remember how you made some guy named Kyle kill his mom?

Everyone: what…?!

Mammon: Mc! You did what?!

Mc: okay to be fair, i actually didn’t think he would do it! I thought he was joking, until we got the call from prison…..

(Flashback)

Twin brother: okay, bye-

Old friend: wait! Is Mc with you?

Twin brother: yea….

Old friend: there’s someone in here who wants to talk to them! Gimme a minute!

Mc: I’m sacred…

Kyle: uh, hey Mc…it’s me Kyle from the pizza arcade

Mc: uuhhh, hey what’s up?

Kyle: so, I thought it over and I killed my mom, so you wanna…go out together when they let me out in 10 years?

Mc: what the f- HELL NO I WAS JOKING!!!

Kyle: AWH CMON YOU PROMISED! YOU CANT DO THIS NOW! What does your brother think???

Twin brother: I’m thinking how the f**k are you getting out in 10 years, your sentence will be life in prison. Trust me, I did the research.

Kyle: WHAT?!

Mc: hang up! Hang up!

Kyle: YOU SAID YOULL BE ALL MINE! ALL M-

Twin brother: okay bye!!!

Mc: and it was so random too! I didn’t think he would actually do it! I thought he knew I was joking!

Lucifer: Mc. What the f**k.

Mc: I’m sorry! If I knew he would actually go through with it, i wouldn’t had made that joke!

Satan: and here i thought asmo has his was of making people kill for him.

Asmo: I would never!…. Maybe…

Beel: the guy is still in prison, right?

Twin brother: oh yea, I was right, life in prison, cause not only he killed his mother, but he burned the house down too.

Belphie and Mammon: damn.

Belphie: even i wouldn’t do that…

Leviathan: wait a minute, what was your guys other friend in prison for?

This skit will include:

Leomalleyuu

Nsfw

Threesome

Kinks (not extreme ones)

Yuu is someone who doesn’t mind getting spoiled by a lover, but the thing is if they do it to win Yuu over, they would drop them. So when it comes to malleus and Leona, they do expect much but just some light gifts.

Boy were they wrong.

It was a Friday afternoon, yuu was in malleus’s dorm with Leona usually tired, but for some reason, Leona was trying to get Yuu to change for some new clothes malleus and Leona brought.

Yuu: but what if it I don’t like it?

Leona: I’ll buy you something new then, I promise.

Yuu: Mmhh, alright then.

Malleus: oh, so that’s what you two were doing while waiting for me

Leona who’s on top of yuu half naked body: …yes.

Yuu: hi tsunotaro!

Malleus: child of man, you know how much I hate seeing you anything but what we give you, would you like me to join in and help?

Yuu: mmmhh, only if Leona-

Leona: yes.

Malleus: yuu, have you ever heard the term “getting Eiffel Towered”?

Yuu: wait…WAIT! I still wanna walk after this!!!

Leona: that’s okay, I can carry you~

Yuu: ….i hate you both.

(TW: nsfw is coming)

Yuu won’t admit it, but getting railed by both of them felt amazing, it was a dream and kink of theirs to rail by 2 dudes t the same time and try not to scream. Malleus cold hands on their body, while Leona sucks their nipples like he’s getting breast feed. It was a night to remember, truly one to make ones legs weak if both are inside you.

What more can a person ask for?

Leona: you wanna take break?

Yuu: just….give me a minute…my stomach feels like waffle batter

Malleus: in a good way, right? Don’t lie…

Yuu: i didn’t hate it…..

Leona: ha, I knew I picked right when i chose you

Malleus: I think we both did kingscholar, even tho I’m not used to sharing, I like it like this~

Yuu: at least say that when I get my walking abilities back.

Leona and malleus: ☺️😏

(Sorry this took so long to make, I’m enjoying my summer break since 10th grade was fucking HELL)

(Also i understand this is not what some of you expected, but trust me I’ll try better next time)

Okay, so i wanted to do this for a long time

I’ve decided….

TO OPEN A Q&A WITH OBEY ME!

Characters that you can ask:

Mc

Mc’s twin brother

The brothers

The side characters

And some up coming characters I made…

I know it sounds sloppy I know, what I want you all to ask them anything!

Whether it’s nsfw, sfw, questions about personal things, they’ll answer!

Mc: wait wha-

Quiet you.

Mc: >:0

Anyways, have fun asking questions!!!

Yuu: ugh….oh shit….are we in sacrbia?

Kalim: good morning yuu! And yes, that’s because it was your idea to throw deuce’s birthday party here! 😁

Jamil holding a sleeping grim: and surprisingly, no one died.

Kalim: Jamil.

Jamil: what? Am I wrong?

Cater: speaking of which. Where is deuce?

Epel: i can’t find ace either….

Trey: they’re probably still sleeping.

Kalim: oh! I think I remember which rooms they’re in!

Yuu: I’ll come with you, I got a few words to say to ace for eating the last curry ☺️💢

Riddle: r.i.p ace. 🙂

(In deuce’s room)

Kalim: awh he’s asleep ☺️

Yuu: ….wanna scream at him to wake up?

Kalim: yes.

Yuu and Kalim: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!!!!

Deuce: GAH?! What was that for?!

Kalim: oh nothing, just-

Ace: the fuck man….people are trying to-

Yuu and Kalim: …..no way.

Ace and deuce realizing they were cuddling with each other: …..

Epel: and yall didn’t believe me when I said they were dating 😏

Cater: WHAT?! THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!! TAKE A PICTURE!!!!

Trey: hahaha, I knew you two were close. But not THIS close 😁

Riddle: please don’t tell me you two were doing anything inappropriate.

Ace: I hope not….

Cater holding up a picture of deuce and ace making out while yuu throws grim at Jamil in the background: this picture says otherwise 😏

Deuce and Ace: ….fuck.

Jack: oh so that’s why Jamil is holding grim.

Yuu: 😁

Jamil still holding grim: you’re lucky he’s actually comfortable to hold😒

Epel: HA! I TOLD YALL THEY WERE A THING!

Cater showing a picture of Epel kissing jack’s hand like a princess: you’re not safe either buddy.

Epel: damn it.

(Happy late birthday deuce)

(I know his birthday wasn’t on a Friday this year, but when else am I gonna get a chance like this)

Skit inspired by this video:

Lucifer: oh Mc, what do you have there?

Mc holding a box of pride pins: I brought them for you guys, I thought it would be nice since it’s pride month 😗

Asmo already wearing the pansexual one: they’re really adorable and good with fashion, I love them!

Belphie wearing the non-binary pin: i thought you had to price it on your skin, thankfully i was wrong.

Mc: why would you think that.

Belphie: idk. Leave me alone.

Mammon also wearing the pan pin: there’s doubles in there too 🙂

Beelzebub wearing the bi pin: they make me feel comfortable for some reason

Levi wearing the polysexual pin: yea! This is better representation than I see on the internet!

Satan wearing the bi pin: of course you think that.

Levi: shut up!

Lucifer picking up the pan pin: mmmhh, oh what the hell, why not

Simeon wearing the gay pin: wow, Mc this is very thoughtful of you 😊

Luke: how much did these cost?

Mc wearing the bisexual pin: like 29.99 i think 🤔

Raphael wearing the aroace pin: that sounds really cheap actually, it’s really nice you thought of all of us when you brought them

Mc: thxs 😋

Solomon wearing the pansexual pin: I’m surprised you didn’t get scammed.

Mc’s twin brother wearing the polysexual pin: me too.

Diavolo wearing the aroace pin: hahahaha! This is beautiful Mc!

Barbatos wearing the genderfuild pin: yes, these are quite lovely, can’t believe people will get offended by these’s things

Mc: they just hate seeing people happy you know?

Barbatos: sigh, the world would’ve been so much better and easier without them.

Mc: THANK YOU FOR SAYING MY EXACT THOUGHTS!

Thirteen wearing the lesbian pin: thxs babes, this suits me real well, a lot of people thought I was bi because of my hair color

Mc: thirteen, the 2 things i thought when i saw you was one, you were sexy. And two, your hair looked like the bi flag.

Thirteen: that makes sense. Wanna make out now?

Mc: yes please.

Mephisto wearing the aromatic pin: I’m surrounded by queers.

(This actually took way longer than I expected but oh well)

(As someone who is lesbian, genderfuild and aroace, this was nice to do)

Grim: ….

Yuu: ….

Grim: and I just know you were screaming your lungs out when you were getting them done.

Yuu: a bit screms, but worth it 😗

Grim: who even did them for you?

Yuu: Mr. Sam did it for me. He said that his little sister would ask him for help.

Grim: huh….i actually imagine him doing that.

Ace and deuce: WHAT THE WHAT?!

Yuu: surprise 😅

Riddle: yuu! Aren’t they painful?!

Cater: oh shit! #thosearesocool

Trey: does it hurt when you eat?

Yuu: sometimes yea.

Kalim: ooohhh! Jamil! We should get matching pricings!

Jamil who has snake bites: when we are in our 3rd year.

Yuu: awh how cute

Leona: ….ouch.

Yuu: you know damn well you are to lazy to get yourself some.

Leona: fair enough.

Vil: isn’t that unhealthy for your skin?

Yuu: if i don’t take care of them, yes.

Vil: mh. You still look amazing darling, I’ll give you that.

Yuu: thxs

Rook: ah, such beauty of making your own choices

Epel: damn I wanna get some too…

Ruggie and Jack: same.

Malleus: …..I love it. They suit you very well my dear

Yuu: awh, thank you baby!

Lilia: sigh, maybe I should get myself some too!

Silver and Sebek: no.

Lilia: I am old enough to get my own! Thank you very much!

Silver: father. Please.

Idia: I was actually thinking about getting one too, but I chickened out last minute, negative aura points from me.

Ortho: and mother didn’t allow him to go😗

Idia: yes. And that.

Yuu: ha! Sorry, i thought it was funny.

Floyd: shrimpy! Shrimpy you’re adorable in those! I wanna squeeze you!

Yuu: maybe later Floyd, I’m not in the mood to get traumatized right now

Jade: but they do look good on you, right azul?

Azul: I envy you, yuu. I really do. I wish you were from this world.

Yuu: ….does that mean he likes it?

Floyd and Jade: yes.

The pricings yuu gotten:

pt-2 pt-1

It’s been 2 months since yuu has been in the hospital after their failed suicide attempt, yuu had to get daily check ups here and there, they’ve been going outside since they need that, and have been feed well. So when the second years came to visit, yuu was getting slightly better, they’ve still have their eyes bags and are a bit sick, but they are still doing great

Jamil: huh, you somehow look better, that’s good

Kalim: hehe, they look better then the last time I saw them

Floyd: shrimpy…why would you do that? Who else would I cuddle with when I’m angry? 🥲

Yuu: well there’s always riddle-

Floyd and Jade: he would throw me/him across the room.

Riddle: yes I would.

Yuu: ah. Right.

Silver: anyways, are doing okay? Have you been eating and sleeping well?

Yuu: yea, they feed me 3 meals a day, they let me go outside for as long as I want….

Ruggie: you keep fidgeting with your fingers, like you wanna hold something….what is it?

Jade: ….is it grim?

Yuu: ….yes…I’m so used to holding, that my hands feels empty. I understand I’m holding other plushies and pillows…but grim is more important then thoses things….

Azul: …that’s actually really concerning yuu.

Yuu: Ik…I’m s-

Riddle: don’t apologize, but if it makes you feel better, I heard the doctors talking about realizing you early since your mental health is going good.

Yuu: really?

Kalim: yes yes! I’m so excited to have you back soon yuu!

Jamil: ….we all are….the thing that hurts the most is that there’s a universe out there where you didn’t survive. And we have to live that guilt for good.

Yuu: ….so what you’re saying is….

Azul: there’s a universe where grim never got to see you again. You overdosing would have been the last time he saw you….

Yuu: ….

(Later, yuu is sitting outside holding a giant cat plushie, while talking to it)

Yuu: hey grim….im sorry for making you see that side of me that day.

Cat plushie: ….

Yuu: I know, I was selfish….i just want to see you again. I not only see you as my pet…I see you as my son….im so sorry I almost left you alone again that day.

Leviathan: Mc! We missed our bus! How are we supposed to get the game we wanted now?!

Mc: heh, leave it to me! I know a shortcut 😎

Leviathan: MC WE’RE FIGHTING ZEUS AND POSEIDON!!!

Mc: TRUST THE PROCESS!!!!

Mc: and that’s why we came home late 😁

The brothers: …..

Mc’s twin brother: …..what in the ever living fuc-

Satan:MC HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET YOURSELVES INTO THAT SITUATION?!

Leviathan: we took a shortcut.

Lucifer: that’s it. No going out for you Mc, and no staying inside for the rest of the week Levi.

Mc and leviathan: 🥲☹️