Chrue Chranny Confessions

ABOUT ME (hyperfixation lore edition)

🔥 19XX-200X: A blue-collar dad’s worst nightmare—a doll-obsessed, anime enamored (japanimation back then) baby mermaid who cried when the girls drew nipples on her treasured Tifa Lockhart figure (RIP). Survived on a diet of Britney (messiah), Gwen Stefani (deity), and Spice Girls (holy ghost). First "boyfriend" was a furry-site sex offender (ikr?????).

💅 200X–2015ish: Visual kei femboy era → TVXQ reawakening → *accidentally transed* by Wraeththu, Jane Eyre, Pride & Prejudice, and finishing art school.

🪽PRESENT DAY:

- 38-year-old ‘gray-muzzle’ trans chick (blessed with a graphic design job—yes, it’s a miracle).

- Resident of Hicktown, Northeast USA (ppl are drawing Jesus on their cars *TRUCKS*, send help).

- Fictional Husbands: Zoro (One Piece), King (Tekken), Ryu (Street Fighter).

- Toxic ex: Chris Redfield (sorry bara husband).

- Species: I’m a himbo bishonen fox — ask me how :3

🩵 MOST IMPORTANTLY: After a lifetime of self-loathing, I’ve concluded I’m a fucking angel and am now my own favorite person. Yeah, that sounds narcissistic(?), but ppl out there think the world is round so 🤷‍♀️.

Gush over hotties w me. Give me yaoi/BL recs. Ask for nudes (you likely won’t get them but I deserve the ask as tribute to my greatness). If you play me on One Piece Tcg sim I’ll give you headpats.

Oh and tell me your astrology placements. My big six (and a bonus) are…