Im A Couch Who Cares

thank you for taking my joke and rubbing your hands all over it…..like literally nobody cares about this couch anymore, stop taking the popularity of that post and milking because it has already gone way past dry and honestly no one finds this funny anymore, its literally annoying everyone bc your causing fire hazards and the janitors have to take them off the stairs like constantly

Ones cluelessness is amazing... It was never your joke to begin with... We began this because furniture had been removed from larger areas because it was "deemed" to be as you put it a fire hazard. So why is this couch allowed to sit in a smaller space without falling under the same guidelines. You were the "happy accident" after the fact... Your rantings and need to go on a "MANHUNT" was entertaining... We just accepted the futile challenge and said, HERE WE ARE!! And you're right it is finals... This has been a fun break from all of the day to day grind. So if you're unable to leave your bubble and see the bigger picture that is the world around you, sorry not sorry!