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hozier songs are like *blows kiss to the forest* that's for my baby *throws molotov cocktail at car* AND THAT'S FOR THE REVOLUTION

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

this is so sad alexa play everytime we touch

The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.

Some of y’all haven’t sobbed while watching Titanic (1997) and it shows

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

don’t necessarily want a boyfriend but damn everyone is pairing off and i’m running out of things to do on weekends

carrie fisher may not be on this earth anymore but she still has the biggest dick energy of them all and that’s a Fact