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Ser?! I’m a dog, remember? The king’s dog….And you’re his bird.
Just awesome!

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Bernie Sanders teaches Ted Cruz and Donald Trump what New York values really are.
Right on!
OMG I am dying over here
I think the reason your bitter is because the show decided to ignore your precious Arianne because she was uninteresting.
Who’s bitter? The show is a crapsack and I’m just here to point that out.
Also, I don’t particularly care if you found Arianne uninteresting, though I do question your good sense. We all enjoy different things. But like, the issues I take with the show and my critiques of it are well-documented and quite obviously not about a single issue. But nice try, Jan.
Yes, imagine how boring it would be to have a politically minded, sexually liberated, beautiful and sexy, seductive but compassionate woman who is an actual heir and future ruler of her kingdom, who has complicated and dysfunctional familial relationships and daddy issues, who engages in political scheming and engineers a plot to crown Myrcella in order to defend the right of women to rule (aka her own right), who in the process of preparing that plot seduces a hot young Kingsguard knight and has an affair that ends tragically, and that would allow the show to feature some really hot consensual sex and nudity that would actually have a function in the plot?…Clearly not something anyone can imagine people wanting to see on Game of Thrones! Arianne was clearly too uninteresting for this show, compared to such amazing characters as the Sand Fakes, Faullaria, Myranda or Fake Waif (aka Asshole), all examples of amazing Strong Female Characters, so well developed, layered, deep and amazingly written. That’s why they’ve all become such fan favorites! We would all want to hear more of FObara’s speeches and see more of that interesting Snake Fu!
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Arianne Martell like seriously she was PERFECT for the show if the show still made any sense they had to change poor Margaery Tyrell in ways that don’t make sense just to try to make her into the SEDUCTIVE POLITICAL SCHEMER while Arianne was out there all the time
Honestly, you REALLY have to question their decision to cast 3 different actresses as the useless Sand Snakes when you could have cast ONE Arianne Martell, who would have fulfilled HBO’s fabled “T&A Quota” within, like, the first 5 minutes of episode 5.1. That’s literally how she is introduced in the books. Incidentally, D&D decided to introduce Tyrion in a similar manner. HMM.
But unfortunately, so many of the things you two pointed out about Arianne worked against her, including (1) Sexual Agency, (2) Consensual Sex, (3) Independence, (4) Intelligence, and (5) Inheritance rights that precede her brothers. That’s basically a complete checklist of NOPES for female characters as far as D&D are concerned, and anyone who can’t see that has their heads permanently superglued up D&D’s ass.
I agree -- never understood why they failed to include Arianne Martell. Plus then we could have seen her and Ser Arys Oakheart's tryst(s)!
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Thing I love about Chewie is that brother knows when to give people their damn space. Like, if someone’s having a moment, he just stands back, turns around even, and maybe occasionally tosses out some pertinent info if necessary, but for the most part, he gives people their gotdamn PRIVACY.
Unlike a certain gold motherfucker who just can’t seem to help himself from cockblocking literally everyone….!!!
LMFAO!
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Spent the day baking my daughters birthday cake. A little fairy house :) I hope she likes it
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Sigh ...
Do you have any headcanos for a fake!married AxG au?
this is like the ultimate ship trope so yeah ive got you covered lol
arya decides to pretend she married gendry so the starks can’t force her into an arranged marriage
ITS FOOL PROOF
or so she tells gendry but he reacts the same way he does to all her plans; by pointing out every flaw
on the inside he’s dying tho bc MARRIED TO ARYA??? its something he hasn’t even dared to dream of but now he’s overwhelmed by the thought of marrying her….and kissing her…..((and bedding her))
lets just say they’re 16/21 here ok?? its mostly legal
he refuses until arya reminds him that she’ll be sent away from winterfell to [insert far off castle here] and will never see her family again…or him
gendry agrees
but he almost pukes when they’re standing in front of the starks to tell them the news. he’s esp horrified when arya insists the marriage has already been consummated
ok so now they’re plunged into one all consuming giant domestic lie
they start sharing a room ofc. theres a lot of accidental cuddling, morning boners, and seeing each other in their smallclothes. the classics.
gendry stares at arya while she’s asleep and imagines what it would be like if they were really married.
arya grabs gendrys hand whenever they’re together in public and hugs him and is in general the initiator of all married behavior while gendry just blushes and stares at her with hearts in his eyes
honestly he’s head over heels and everybody knows it so this lie sells itself
the starks and smallfolk of winterfell alike constantly tell arya that its obvious gendry loves her and arya just thinks their dumb scheme is working lmao
the fake!kisses are a gamechanger. arya tells gendry to kiss her at a feast in front of every. AND HE DOES (all sweet and gentle and deep with his thumb stroking her cheek. its one of *those* kisses) and it makes arya feels all warm and she’s like wtf………
arya spends this au being very confused and not understanding her own feelings
but gendry is SUFFERING
its like an arrow thru his heart when arya calls him husband
or intertwines their fingers or kisses his cheek
HE WANTS IT TO BE REAL
gendry tells arya he loves her one night but she thinks its part of the ruse~
which breaks BOTH their hearts
gendry starts pulling away from arya bc this shit is getting too real
they end up fighting. naturally. gendry storms off and arya’s left alone in *their* bed for the night. where she realizes how much she loved being with him all that time and how right it all felt right, ect
arya confesses that she loves gendry and they spend the night together like Proper Marrieds
in the morning arya suggests they get married for real and they do
and they all live happily ever after
This was awesome!

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For your SanSan holiday reading pleasure
Updated 1/1/15
Hide and Seek by Sansanfanfan (Kings Landing AU) Super sweet and fluffy, yet zero calories… a yummy Sevenmas a treat! ‘On the first day of Sevenmas my true love gave to me’… an invitation to tea with Prince Tommen and the Hound… and some new guests!
On a Sevenmas Day by Sansanfanfan (Kings Landing AU) Sevenmas gifts and misunderstandings resolved. A smutty Sevenmas fic.
Sevenmas by Starbird1 (Kings Landing AU) It’s the holidays in King’s Landing! Time for a Secret Septon gift exchange.
Seven More, A Continuation of Sevenmas by Starbird1 (Kings Landing AU) A follow-up to Sevenmas. Sansa and Sandor remain at the castle while most of the court is on a hunting party. AU to events in AGOT.
All I Want For Christmas by Winterwasp (Modern AU) Post-AFFC Modern Christmas AU. Sansa goes out to sing Christmas carols with her friends, she ends up on the porch of an old acquaintance.
And So This is Christmas by Ramblingon (Modern AU) Sansa doesn’t like Christmas in Los Angeles one bit, and it is always hard being away from home around the holidays.
Snowbound by Mermaidsahoy (Modern AU)A Holiday fanfic. Sandor and Sansa meet again on an airplane: Sandor is returning to the Lannisters after completing a job, and Sansa is going to see her family in Kings Landing for Christmas.
The Hound and the Shoes with Whiskers by MagicMyth83 (Modern AU) The Hound goes shopping for shoes with Arya. A present for Sansa. San/San fluff
Holy Night by Zmeischa (Modern AU, World War I Setting) A wounded captain and a nurse, not exactly a holiday storyline, but sweet and close enough
On Sevenmas Day by Sansanfanfan (Kings Landing AU) Sevenmas gifts… and misunderstandings resolved. MERRY SEVENMAS!!!
New Year’s Eve by Bex-Morealli (Modern AU) Margaery Tyrell convinces Sansa Stark to come on out to her boyfriends house for a New Year’s Eve party, where she’s immediately entranced by a perfect stranger from across the room. Standing head and shoulders above the crowd, the two lock eyes for a brief moment before Sansa gets ushered away by Marge, only to discover that the stranger is Sandor Clegane, the roommate of Marge’s boyfriend Bronn.
Making Christmas Memories by irismoon/ @irismoonthelioness (modern AU) Sansa works at Baelors department store and is excited for the holiday season. When she finds out that Sandor, the grumpy security guard, hates Christmas she makes it her mission to cheer him up and give him a new outlook on the season.
Your too awesome! Ty for recommending my story :). You made my day!!!!
What would I do without Sevenmas and Seven More? Cry, that's what!
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Chapter 2 is up. I actually posted it as a draft yesterday so I could post it last night when I got home from my event but i crashed as soon as i walked in the door.
My favorite part: "I don't know shit about princess movies. I just know they played that Gods awful song every day last year till I was about to scream."
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I remember this cover ... Those doe eyes! ... yet it turns out she was so sad.
Love this!
SanSan fanfic rec list..... From a newbie
So I feel as if I’m quite a newbie to this fandom. I’ve been shipping SanSan for about a year now. I started shipping these two from the show *ducks for cover*. I know now that D&D completely butchered both Sansa’s and Sandor’s story lines, but it was a combination of the things they DID leave in the show AND Rory and Sophie’s acting that had me hooked. I’ve read some of the books now and have read (over and over again) all Sansa and Sandor moments, dialogue (not to mention endless amount of meta on both) so i feel like I can say I KNOW these characters as much as any of us have been allowed to.
To be honest this ship felt very naughty and wrong when I was first attracted to it. I’ve only just started to admit my obsession with people who know me personally and LITERALLY nobody understands what these two characters mean to me.
So I just wanted to make a list of all the fics that made me fall in love with these two all the more. Not to mention the incredible women who have written these stories. Stories that have made me laugh and cry and……. well ahem…… you know! So here it is!
The Hound and The Bird by boozy von chugaton - this is the first story I ever read and it left quite an impression on me.
Northern Lights and Midnight Sun by ownsariver - I hate to admit it but this fic made me ignore my children for a couple of days. There are just no words for this story. It is beyond perfect.
Always Find Me Here by wildsky - It’s dark and a little confronting but I have read this more times then I’m willing to admit it’s that good.
Winter, Thy Enemy, Thy Friend by LadyTP
The Look by LadyTP - LadyTP is an amazing writer. I have found myself reading her fics over and over again but these two are my personal favourites. She knows how to do subtle sexy and it….. well… it pushes all the right buttons.
Thunderstruck by Dr_Supernova_Dragon_Cat - This story is pure gold! Sexy, cheeky and funny. So much fun, I love it.
A Flower Crown by ceryss - little Sansa and her sworn shield Sandor in Winterfell. What’s not to LOVE about this fic?
Brave by ceryss - Viking Sandor! Need i say more? But seriously ceryss’s writing is fantastic and her stories and very imaginative. She has recently put this story up on AO3, which is here, in order to get inspired to continue with it. So please go and send her some love because this fic NEEDS to be finished!
Her Liquor’s Top Shelf by Helholden - Modern AU. Probably one of the best.
Maslowian Needs by Helholden
Denouement and Denouement Redux by Helholden - same story but one from Sansa’s POV and one from Sandor’s.
Sevenmas and Seven More by Starbird1 - I don’t need to say anything about this story. I think every SanSan fan out there has read it but a fic rec list wouldn’t be complete without it.
There are so many more (and one day i will make a longer list) but these are the ones that really made an impression on me when i first started reading fanfic.
"this fic made me ignore my children for a couple of days" = AWESOME ... I've been there. And of course "Thunderstruck" is just too fun, a great read, especially if you can actually remember the 80s. I do!

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UnKiss by bubug
“I could keep you safe,” he rasped. “They’re all afraid of me. No one would hurt you again, or I’d kill them.” He yanked her closer, and for a moment she thought he meant to kiss her. He was too strong to fight. She closed her eyes, wanting it to be over, but nothing happened. “Still can’t bear to look, can you?” she heard him say.
–George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
WOW!
To all the people posting crap about how we “CAN’T” accept Syrian refugees because (1) THERE’S NO ROOM!!! or (2) WE NEED TO TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN FIRST!!!…
(1) Fun Fact: Vacant homes in L.A. outnumber the amount of homeless people in L.A. 6 to 1. “No room”?? Homeless people aren’t homeless due to “overcrowding” in the housing market…
(2) I agree! Soooo does that mean we’re gonna actually start doing that now? Like, are we finally gonna address the poverty problem in America just to spite Syrian refugees? Great.
I agree!