Fox Romanoff

testing the curse

"You really didn't have to test it."

So it didn’t work? :(

"Who knows? I don't know what being madly in love is supposed to feel like."

Me neither. We could figure it out together

"Fair warning, everyone I've ever loved has died. You sure you want a shot at being on that list?"

I’ve nearly died enough times to not fear death anymore

testing the curse

"You really didn't have to test it."

So it didn’t work? :(

"Who knows? I don't know what being madly in love is supposed to feel like."

Me neither. We could figure it out together

testing the curse

"You really didn't have to test it."

So it didn’t work? :(

testing the curse

Nah I can out-drama you any day

I hereby challenge you

Oh yeah? Bring it on.

goodbye world… *jumps off of a building backwards. at the very last second they use their magic to ground them safely*

*jumps into the water and stays for like half an hour and you think they’ve drowned. then they teleport behind you and say* Boo!

Nah I can out-drama you any day

I hereby challenge you

Oh yeah? Bring it on.

goodbye world… *jumps off of a building backwards. at the very last second they use their magic to ground them safely*

Nah I can out-drama you any day

I hereby challenge you

Oh yeah? Bring it on.

Nah I can out-drama you any day

Mr. Flamingo is DEAD

who is Mr. Flamingo?

A flamingo from the dream I just had

Ooh, go on. I wanna hear all about this.

Okay, so Mr. Flamingo was helping me to get out of this carnival house thing. And then Shakespeare grabbed him and broke his neck

What the fuck? How dare Shakespeare do that. We should find him and kill him.

I know right! I hate him with soul and passion

I do have some new daggers I’ve been wanting to test.

The only problem is I’m pretty sure he died like… a while ago

Goddamn it!

We can probably find a way though!

Maybe he has a variant

I hope so

Hmm. Well, if you find a Shakespeare variant, give me a call.

Mr. Flamingo is DEAD

who is Mr. Flamingo?

A flamingo from the dream I just had

Ooh, go on. I wanna hear all about this.

Okay, so Mr. Flamingo was helping me to get out of this carnival house thing. And then Shakespeare grabbed him and broke his neck

What the fuck? How dare Shakespeare do that. We should find him and kill him.

I know right! I hate him with soul and passion

I do have some new daggers I’ve been wanting to test.

The only problem is I’m pretty sure he died like… a while ago

Goddamn it!

We can probably find a way though!

Maybe he has a variant

Mr. Flamingo is DEAD

who is Mr. Flamingo?

A flamingo from the dream I just had

Ooh, go on. I wanna hear all about this.

Okay, so Mr. Flamingo was helping me to get out of this carnival house thing. And then Shakespeare grabbed him and broke his neck

What the fuck? How dare Shakespeare do that. We should find him and kill him.

I know right! I hate him with soul and passion

I do have some new daggers I’ve been wanting to test.

The only problem is I’m pretty sure he died like… a while ago

Goddamn it!

Mr. Flamingo is DEAD

who is Mr. Flamingo?

A flamingo from the dream I just had

Ooh, go on. I wanna hear all about this.

Okay, so Mr. Flamingo was helping me to get out of this carnival house thing. And then Shakespeare grabbed him and broke his neck

What the fuck? How dare Shakespeare do that. We should find him and kill him.

I know right! I hate him with soul and passion

I do have some new daggers I’ve been wanting to test.

Mr. Flamingo is DEAD

who is Mr. Flamingo?

A flamingo from the dream I just had

Ooh, go on. I wanna hear all about this.

Okay, so Mr. Flamingo was helping me to get out of this carnival house thing. And then Shakespeare grabbed him and broke his neck

What the fuck? How dare Shakespeare do that. We should find him and kill him.

Mr. Flamingo is DEAD

who is Mr. Flamingo?

A flamingo from the dream I just had

Ooh, go on. I wanna hear all about this.

Aww thanks! How are you doing?

"With the week I'm having, I think you should ask literally any other question."

Hmm… what’s your favorite color?

"It used to be purple, now the sight of it makes me want to puke, so we'll go with black. What about yours?"

Ooh black is a cool color. I like blue!

"So we've got black and blue, like a bruise."

"The serial killer that killed my adoptive mother, and landed my sister in the Raft definitely takes the cake."

Oh dang. At least he’s gone now?

"Gone he is. Dead as far as I know and I haven't met a variant of him, yet."

Have you ever met a variant of yourself? I’ve always wanted to meet a variant of myself. We could get up to double the mischief.

"Who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky. It's bound to happen eventually. The multiverse is full of people."

That’s true! It’s crazy how many Deadpools I know.

"Yeah, Deadpool, Spider-Man, Bucky Barnes, and Loki are the ones I've encountered the most."

Same! I was engaged to a Loki once, but he just disappeared. Very Loki-like.

"That's odd. My friend Matt was also engaged and then his partner disappeared. Maybe the engagement thing is the issue."

Ooh you could be onto something.

"Two is a coincidence, three is a pattern. We need to find another engaged person."

"I don't think so. Expanding it to marriages would broaden our search too wide. Plenty of marriages dissolve for more reasons than I care to list. Engagements are when people are hopeful and in love. It makes less sense for a partner to just disappear."

Aww man. So how do you usually search for people?

Aww thanks! How are you doing?

"With the week I'm having, I think you should ask literally any other question."

Hmm… what’s your favorite color?

"It used to be purple, now the sight of it makes me want to puke, so we'll go with black. What about yours?"

Ooh black is a cool color. I like blue!

"So we've got black and blue, like a bruise."

"The serial killer that killed my adoptive mother, and landed my sister in the Raft definitely takes the cake."

Oh dang. At least he’s gone now?

"Gone he is. Dead as far as I know and I haven't met a variant of him, yet."

Have you ever met a variant of yourself? I’ve always wanted to meet a variant of myself. We could get up to double the mischief.

"Who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky. It's bound to happen eventually. The multiverse is full of people."

That’s true! It’s crazy how many Deadpools I know.

"Yeah, Deadpool, Spider-Man, Bucky Barnes, and Loki are the ones I've encountered the most."

Same! I was engaged to a Loki once, but he just disappeared. Very Loki-like.

"That's odd. My friend Matt was also engaged and then his partner disappeared. Maybe the engagement thing is the issue."

Ooh you could be onto something.

"Two is a coincidence, three is a pattern. We need to find another engaged person."