☠ hell money ☠

another of our 24 hour charity tattoo-a-thons starts tonight and i am not ready

my friend: hey are you still coming over today? me: yeah i just need to shower first me, forty minutes later: *still hasn't showered*

i'm supposed to be hanging out with a friend before work but i've been awake for two hours and i still haven't bothered to take a shower

all i want is for someone to bring me a sandwich

why oh why do i always end up going to work on my days off

i know that makes me sound like a fuckboy, but turns out she's a terrible person so i don't feel bad about it.

there's this girl i hooked up with for a while when i first moved to california but her personality was fucking awful and i hated talking to her so now if i happen to see her around town, i purposefully don't say anything.

@metal-angemon your best friend is remy and you're calling me out for being dramatic

people who ask what you're smiling at when you're on your phone are the worst kind of people

i’m gonna quit my job. i miss so many good selfies.