[S] ==> Run Like Hell

maid: absolutely no sense of human empathy whatsoever

page: doormat who doesn't know the word 'no'

mage: TRY TALKING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS FOR ONCE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST

knight: disingenuous prat fronting harder than a frat boy

rogue: A+ avoiding-talking-to-the-people-you-need-to-talk-to skills

sylph: meddles in everything. absolutely everything.

seer: thinks of other people pretty much exclusively in the abstract

thief: there's other people, you selfish asshole

heir: thinks they're a lot funnier and more charismatic than they are

bard: codpiece. also, why don't you respect boundaries. boundaries like how i don't want to see your codpiece.

prince: you know that gif of bo burnham being like "he said i was too overdramatic an i was like prove it" and the throws a handful of glitter. yeah

sh IT,