a mess of limbs

convincing the princess that she seriously does need to be stripped nude and feather dusted every evening

what if I sat in your lap and whined into your neck and used my biggest wettest eyes while wiggling my hips into you and parted my lips and wrapped your shirt in my fingers and whispered please please please and then stood up and skipped away giggling

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

Girls are you okay?

you‘re gonna kill innocent people just to satisfy some sadistic urges, aren’t you. i will *not* allow this..

(Flirting) i won't tell anyone you hit me

They found me wrapped in plastic on a beach one morning but i had my wired earbuds in and a lit joint in my mouth so they left me to do my thing