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#the writers are hetero cowards and i can prove it :: ( ooc )

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fortypercent

“If you are, have worked with, or are affiliated around the fuzz–”

“I’m gonna egg your house.”

#rereading all tbese old posts i miss this muze

"WOO YEAH-- a dollar! Eatin' good tonight, baby!"

@hannah-the-small said:

Hannah has a dollar, she's going to offer that as a present. Its all she has.

The robot audibly gasps, grabbing the dollar before making a beeline for the door. Better be fast before she changes her mind, his evil laugh ringing through the halls.

#hannah the small

"ATTENTION COMMON FOLK!"

"It is.... my birthday," ( it is in fact, not,) "And I have installed a chip reader." (he actually has.)

"Gift giving is now as easy as ever!"

#hello again...

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genvy

men will literally

Forgive me, I am not fluent in car yet. Vroom vroom vroom?

[ ANGRY REVVING CAR NOISES ]

... it seems you said something you didn't mean to.

#KFNSJFJSJCKFFKDHFKJD PLEASE #youre gonna send him into CARdiac arrest aahahuaha

vroom vroom

"EY!"

"What'd you say bout my momma--?!"

#he speaks vroom bc he's a werecar bc i say so #im back ! the great and loveable plane #or. punchable. The terms are interchangeable

If I may aks, is Windows 3000 named because it's their 3000th OS, because that was the year it first launched, or is Windows 9 their current OS in your time?

"What do I look like, Answerbot? You have google, use it."

He totally knows the answer. Totally.

#TRYINA GET BACK IN THE SWING OF THINGS

THE REVIEWS ARE IN

"Y'ever think about the fact y'buy trash bags just to throw 'em away again?"

@hoopsheartthrob

#hoopsheartthrob #YEET

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dragonsleather

Hello Futurama fandom!! Here's a contribution

#I LIVE

slimespecter

2am cringe momence

#ya im alive #hands are still fucked and im taking it slow this week #but im alive!! and im here!!!#kinda. lurking mostly

humdrummoloch

1034

“Have you ever seen anything so beautiful you just want to cry?”

“I have encountered mirrors, yes.”

lolwtfmemes

#jgdahkgfd #thats my boyo alright

anxietyproblem

#planet exprss......

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fortypercent

you can bet that this is what it sounds like in bender’s head any given time when he’s not actively involved in or planning shenanigans.

#TOXIC REMINDED ME OF THIS

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@fortypercent

#I FUCKIGN CHOKED THANK YOU TOXIC #tbh if you pulled out a fuckgn dorito and it gave him your credit info he'd just say fuck it and roll glkshdg #also TELL YOUR PUPPER HE'S A GOOD BOY AND THAT I SAID HI

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