Collect my cards, darling...

C. Collect my purple?

when you say "get rid of the cursed amulet," i can't help but notice a tone of jealousy. envy, even

HELLO MY FELLOW SLEMERICANS. AS WE ALL KNOW THE ELECTIONS FOR THE SLESIDENT ARE COMING UP, AND I NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR ME, FREEDOM SLENDERMAN, SO THAT I CAN BRING FREEDOM BACK FOR GOOD

You have my full support, dear.

*she observes, or well, the building itself observes it seems, as she simply looks in tellers general direction. smiling politely*

As long as the tide has carried my lord's word, I have resided within these walls... yourself?

I've been a presence for as long as the humans have tried to predict, to prophesize. I have been called many names over the years, and only one person has every found my true name.

it's lovely to meet you Phitune... I'm Asherah...

That's a lovely name, Ash.

*she observes, or well, the building itself observes it seems, as she simply looks in tellers general direction. smiling politely*

As long as the tide has carried my lord's word, I have resided within these walls... yourself?

I've been a presence for as long as the humans have tried to predict, to prophesize. I have been called many names over the years, and only one person has every found my true name.

*she observes, or well, the building itself observes it seems, as she simply looks in tellers general direction. smiling politely*

As long as the tide has carried my lord's word, I have resided within these walls... yourself?

I've been a presence for as long as the humans have tried to predict, to prophesize. I have been called many names over the years, and only one person has every found my true name.

*she observes, or well, the building itself observes it seems, as she simply looks in tellers general direction. smiling politely*

i never fuck with skinny bitches cause what if she starts talking about her pages

You will NEVER guess what my next prediction is.

I predict you will have a good day, darling~

you were right! I crawled out of the void and was given life once more

Good for you, darling. Would you like some tea to celebrate?

the last time I had tea I had to be contained in a seemingly unbreakable steel cube in which I broke out of and proceeded to run rampant! no thanks!

Understandable. Would you like something different, darling? Perhaps hot chocolate?

i would like to fight someone!

I see. While I cannot fight you myself, I can tell you that there is someone to fight deeper in the woods, about 3 miles northeast.

are they evil or do they do wrong often and on purpose

Yes, I would say so.

whats their name

I'm going to keep that a surprise for you. Suspense is always fun, darling...

I predict you will have a good day, darling~

you were right! I crawled out of the void and was given life once more

Good for you, darling. Would you like some tea to celebrate?

the last time I had tea I had to be contained in a seemingly unbreakable steel cube in which I broke out of and proceeded to run rampant! no thanks!

Understandable. Would you like something different, darling? Perhaps hot chocolate?

i would like to fight someone!

I see. While I cannot fight you myself, I can tell you that there is someone to fight deeper in the woods, about 3 miles northeast.

are they evil or do they do wrong often and on purpose

Yes, I would say so.