Fortuitus Horizons

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

being a writer is so embarrassing because sometimes i’ll read a hot scene and go "wow that verb choice is phenomenal" while also being like "i wanna bite someone"

i thought that charlie kirk was pro-life So how come he's dead ?

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

STOP vagueposting TELL ME WHO YOURE TOAKING ABOJT PLEAAASE😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢pleas😢😢😢😢😢😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ohmggof Hyperventilates and throws up and dies Unless everyone tells me who they’re talking about Whenever they vaguepost ever

when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

People go crazy over indirect kissing, but when a vampire licks another vampires blood off a glass and basically has an orgasm at the bar people are like “why doesn’t this show have sex in it?”. That was indirect sex. Lestat put himself inside of Louis. Vampire sex can be many things…

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about