Be who you are, and say what you feel.

You literally just committed some form of crime! I can’t believe thi–

This is an entirely different set of shoes, and they’re about ten sizes too small.

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

The law: you have to pay your employees

The law: you gotta increase wages

the law: you have to give raises

the law: employees have rights

UNITED WE BARGAIN, DIVIDED WE BEG.

Me watching this:

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

So basically the cylinder that science has used as THE kilogram since 1889 has been losing microscopic weight, like a few billionths of a kilogram. What scientists plan to do is instead of having a physical object set the standard for how much a kilogram weighs, they’re going to express it in terms of Planck’s Constant, a fundamental constant in quantum physics as unchanging as the speed of light in a vacuum. By dividing Planck’s Constant by the Meter and the Second (both already defined by fundamental constants), you get an insanely small weight. Multiply that by a big enough number and you get one kilogram!

They're always surrounded by drafts!

Oh god.

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

Synonym buns!

How are you coming up with all these?

Writer's Block!

you were close; A case of allegories

Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!

His life had it's prose and cons...