Live Long, and Prosper.

Alternatively, Five times Tina shows remarkable patience with her idiot boys and their inability to admit their feelings, and one time she puts her foot down.

Gramander folks, this is my gift to you, particularly the readers of Your words are ink that share Tina’s frustration about Graves’ complete lack of emotional intelligence. Please be warned that it was mostly written under severe sleep deprivation and I make no apologies for that. Just. Enjoy. Yes.

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It took Graves almost a year to build up the confidence for the first kiss. He’d thought of other ways, of course. He’d composed love letters on glowing yellow spell-it notes and set them on fire before anyone could see, he’d rehearsed words in his head over and over until they lost meaning and he ditched them in disgust, he considered - in one glorious moment of cowardice that he regrets not following through on - thinking too loudly around Goldstein’s sister and getting her to do it for him.

But in the end, it boiled down to a kiss. Graves was a man of action. A kiss was an action. Graves would tell Newt he loved him was interested in pursuing a relationship with him by giving him a kiss. It was classic. It was timeless. It worked in the stories, and if Newt didn’t like it then Graves would emigrate to Australia anyway so that was all fine.

1. Pre-order your tickets!

I’m not risking them being sold out.

2. Put on your costume and grab your wand!

I wouldn’t be caught dead looking like a no-maj.

3. GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

4. Watch the movie!

And sob when Newt yells for them doN’T HURT HIS CREATURES THEY’RE NOT DANGEROUS

5. It’s over

GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT I WASN’T READY FOR IT TO BE OVER

6. Babble incoherently and generally obsess over it!

Post on tumblr! Talk to friends! Talk to family! Talk to acquaintances! Talk to strangers! Shout it from the rooftops! Tell your pets that they’re going to live in your suitcase now!

7. Find a reason to live!

*sob-scream* WHAT’S EVEN THE POINT IF I CAN’T MAKE CREDENCE AND NEWT AND TINA AND JACOB AND QUEENIE HAPPY BY SUPPORTING THEIR MOVIE

8. See it again!

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them →  The Niffler’s defiance

Chinese Fantastic Beasts posters.