Near

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

If you don't like Near, you don't like me.

@ Everyone.

I don’t like anybody except Matt. I especially don’t like Near.

Fortnite has truly made you evil, I see it now.

If you don't like Near, you don't like me.

@ Everyone.

For once, we agree. Although, when you say "dirty versions" I'm hoping you mean ones with different rules and not something else.

Yes L, when I say “dirty versions” of Sudoku, I do mean the ones with slightly different rules such as, for example, you are allowed to eat a thin mint every time you get a correct answer. For God’s sake what do you think I mean by “dirty versions”? Aren’t you the same guy who figured out Beyond Birthday’s impossible crossword puzzle? Stop being to conservative, L. Maybe you should go outside for once and get a girlfriend or something. So you can know stuff. Goodness.

Diagnosis = skill issue.

It is almost my birthday. I expect everyone to do everything I tell them to on August twenty-fourth.

No, I don’t care.

Cared enough to repost. You’re so sweet, Mello. And what are you getting me for my birthday?

It is almost my birthday. I expect everyone to do everything I tell them to on August twenty-fourth.

i can't im pregnant

It’s great you reblogged this thrice, Matt. Really gets the message across.

For once, we agree. Although, when you say "dirty versions" I'm hoping you mean ones with different rules and not something else.

Yes L, when I say “dirty versions” of Sudoku, I do mean the ones with slightly different rules such as, for example, you are allowed to eat a thin mint every time you get a correct answer. For God’s sake what do you think I mean by “dirty versions”? Aren’t you the same guy who figured out Beyond Birthday’s impossible crossword puzzle? Stop being to conservative, L. Maybe you should go outside for once and get a girlfriend or something. So you can know stuff. Goodness.

Truthfully I think Fortnite made me an evil person.

That’s because you are not pure of heart. Unlike me.

lol Yeah, I am a genius. Although I will not accept the insult that I “inherit L’s name”. I would never. What a thing to say.

What the fuck do you mean you’re pregnant?

Thank the Lord someone else thinks the same thought. Matthew really shouldn’t be announcing false things. The people on Twitter/X (the everything app) dot com are already starting a riot.

didnt know you liked kissing elon's ass near

I don’t peck anyone’s buttocks. I am simply stating the app by it’s intended name.