For my own Sanity

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

A Sheikah Prosthetic Arm

I wanted to draw something fun so- Link with a badass Sheikah Tech prosthetic arm! 

Ya know, I was thinking about this a while ago, but I think it would be so awesome, if: based on the trailer for botw 2, Links arm got fucked up by whatever that was in the tomb with Ganon. I thought- what if at a point in the game, Links arm gets infected the same way as in the tailer, and the player has a certain amount of in game days to find a cure and get rid of the infection, restoring his arm to normal. But if the time runs out, Link will lose his arm to the spreading green abyss and has to get a prosthetic arm, something like this for the rest of the playthrough!

Tentacle Tights and Kneesocks

Tinkercast on Etsy

Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin

Merchant: What on earth are you wearing

Me: It’s called pants.

Me: Hey guy of knowing stuff what do you know can I see your dead kings

Ancient Inca man: Are you sent from the gods to annoy me

Me: WHERE’S THE SALT???

Random passerby: What is a European doing this far south

Me: Hey have you guys invented paper money yet?

Woman washing clothes: What are you talking about? Who are you?

Me: *takes a sip of my Ancient Greek wine I’m keeping in my hydro flask* Do you have paper money?

Woman: I suppose?

Me: What do you guys eat on these things? Fish?

Sailor: What the f*ck are you and where did you come from we’re in the middle of the ocean

Me: Can I have that fruit

Sailor: No. Absolutely not.

Me: *pulls a bag of popcorn and some peasant bread out of my backpack*

Roof climbing child: Who are you?

Me: Someone on a roof. *hands them some bread*

Child: Why are you dressed like that?

Friend: You know you’re supposed to water down that kind of wine right

Heroism in Hong Kong, 2019

Tactile enrichment like being petted, or playing tug-o-war, are opportunities the octopuses can seek out at their leisure when their staff are around! 

Its an advanced butterfly bandaid.

product invented -> problem with capitalist hellscape mildly circumvented -> americans celebrate because its incredibly good that this product exists -> non-americans telling us we’re dumbasses for? being happy theres a tiny little workaround for our shitty system? acting like we’re stupid for looking forward to a product that fixes an 800 dollar problem for a fraction of the cost?

This is probably its intended use. I once fell while camping and tore my knee open so badly there was fat and tissue hanging out. Now I was lucky enough that my mom worked in medicine, so she sterilized and stitched me up right there and just took me to my pediatrician for followup when we got home, but what if my mom was an office worker? Or a cook? We’d have been almost two hours from a hospital over bumpy “you’re in the middle of the woods at an obscure campsite what did you expect” dirt and gravel roads, with six-year-old me screaming and pouring blood out xir knee, and then what?