🎆merry fucking christmas🎄

why are the ufo sightings always in the usa whats so special about america *slams fists on table* the aliens need to do a world tour its not all about breaking the usa market!

@aliens come to brazil

Hi my name is Lapis Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Lazuli and I have medium length cerulean blue hair (that’s how I got myname) with water wings and a gem on my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears. The Crystal Gems stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

It’s almost 5 AM and I’ve not been able to sleep all night so I’ve been reading cherik fanfics and watching Victor Frankenstein interviews and EXCUSE WHILE I GO YELL ABOUT JAMES MCAVOY FANGIRLING ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS!! And talking about party elves in the Hobbit book. ‘Sorry I can just watch LOTR over and over again’. WELCOME TO MY LIFE JAMES!