Tom, would you make forced beard shaving a crime if you were able to? (Also, F in the chat for your beard.)
That just about wraps up the whole beard subplot. He’ll get over it pretty quick, once he gets to experience what happens next…

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Tom, would you make forced beard shaving a crime if you were able to? (Also, F in the chat for your beard.)
That just about wraps up the whole beard subplot. He’ll get over it pretty quick, once he gets to experience what happens next…

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I'm assuming Baby and Maegan didn't make it onto the shuttle, huh? Sorry if this a sensitive topic for you guys, I just noticed that they... aren't here
Crew: [ Long stare ]
Emmet: Hm. No, they didn’t.
Emmet, distracted: But next time, you should keep observations like this to yourself... (Sorry for being gone for so long! I’m sure you all know the “circumstances” the world is in-- - Ink)
can believe you got murdered by Deedee, Tom.
Tom - Thank you for asking… I’m doing,
Tom - HORRIBLE.
Well that makes him easier to draw I guess
oh worm? Y’all alive? Eyy comgrats my boy, very proud, much proud, don’t die on me please thank you ...Anyways, have y’all come across anything, interesting lately? :0 (Happy to see this blog back in action *sobs*)
Emmet: “Anything interesting”? Well–I’m glad you asked.
Emmet: These readings are similar to an asteroid’s, but they seem to indicate an object much larger… I need to examine them further to be sure, but I have reason to believe it to be a planet.
Shave your beard tom! Pussy! You wont!
Tom - …
Tom - No.

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Tom: Oh, uh? Thanks? But you’re on a–
Deedee: Hey, Emmy! Get over here–there’s some readings you should look at!
Tom: –piece of paper…
You guys need a GROUP HUG! especially you tom 👉👉
Tom - Alright then! Bring ‘er in!
Deedee - …April - …
Tom - …
Tom - :v(
:o I see you are traveling the dimensions in your very own starship! A curious craft... -👑
Through dimensions and parsecs, our tiny spacecraft pushes on… though one has to wonder how long its engine will last. Or how it gets power. Hmm.
April I'm in love with you and I hope you know that
April - “Thanks”
So does tom like anyone~? *wink wink nudge nudge* ;)
Tom: W-well! Interesting question, but I’ll have to answer that later, haha…

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I love you tom
Tom - “Thanks, I love me too”
I didn’t know April had facial hair...................wAIT-
April: …Humour?
How come Tom has facial hair but Emmet doesn't hmmm?
Emmet: It was… repurposed.
April: Took ours, too.
Deedee: The only reason Tom looks like *that* is because he doesn’t take orders from anyone as captain.
so u lost ur eye in the war against sharks, who started a horrible forest fire which someone’s pet was trapped in?
Tom - Y-yes…?
What's the story behind that eye patch ya got there?
Tom - Well, it’s a long story but I’m happy to tell–
Deedee - Didn’t you say you lost it in the war or something?
Tom - Why yes! It was a–
Emmet - I thought you were hit in the head by.. what was it, a falling branch from the forest fire you saved somebody’s pet from.
April- …Mmph.
Tom- Well you see-
April - Shark.
Tom - Wh-hANG oN JuST a MinUTE–!

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Bastard.
Tom: Great, fine.
Tom how others doing there? Who are with you?
Tom - Last year was great! Before, y'know, the NUKES from a few months back…
Tom - Oh right, the crew!
Emmet - I just told you to be careful with it, Tom.
Tom - We have April and the lovely~ Deedee with us! Tell them, how are you two doing?
April - Eh, fine.
Tom - And what about you, Emmet?
Emmet - I’m… hoping that I never have to see the inside of the communicator ever again.Tom - Great! I see everything is going just as it should!