inactive forever lol

i should have done this a while ago, but better now than never???

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qjF1TpbziZlwnKwS_3gW4ddp2QhNXyCeRWXJUkprCOI/edit?usp=sharing

FD AU, personal hc that Phil goes outside in the rain with an umbrella, but he usually yeets the thing away and dances in the rain cause he wants to @antarctic-bay

His brothers catch him once and record it, for blackmailing purposes of course :)

due to this winning by a landslide, i will now explain the world in SMPE to establish scenery for the crossover! (also to make the bigger post smaller, cause this chunk is kinda big igjerogj)

these are also long as fuck paragraphs, so im very sorry to those who can’t read long paragraphs, my condolences

right, in the crossover au, the SMPE we know and the SMPE there is WAY different. a lot, if not all, the buildings and bases are up scaled and more grand. There’s a lot more land, the SMPE AU is really big, so plane travel actually does take a while. There’s an actual economy in place, including trades, companies, and businesses. There are even sentient villagers who act as citizens which you have to protect through either a city wall or a work force. 

In my head, the things that we saw through livestreams and videos are only part one of the Admins plans for the SMPE server. In the first chunk people were to make factions and pick a place to set up their cities. Those factions would then become the government of said city. They would set up a trade(s) that is appropriate for their location, which would then be a source of income for that city or kingdom. 

Techno not only wanted to move to the Antarctic for the stronghold, he also noticed that there were mountains littered in the frozen tundra. If all things failed within the Antarctic, Techno could easily move back to Africa and set up a place there. But Techno’s gut instinct ended up paying off in the end when the mountains in the Antarctic were bursting in gold, diamonds, iron and emeralds. They became the richest empire overnight. 

Techno’s temple was only a base for the first chunk. By the end, the temple had changed to a humongous castle. kk, imagine a modern mansion, now put that mansion along side like,,, 6 more mansions. that’s the first floor of the AE castle, it’s fucking hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Techno also had two cities. One close to the castle, here it’s the trading businesses, so this place is actually more smaller that the other one. It’s also the prettier one, with tall and beautiful structures. The buildings themselves are made out of spruce and dark prismarine. The other city is inside the mountain that held the stronghold. The houses themselves hang from the ceiling, giving this cool effect of an other worldly village. It’s made out of the same material as the original stronghold. 

Tommy was a little bit more calculated with his area of choice. When he claimed a small bit of land by the side of the sea, people laughed at him because he was in such a small place. At first yeah, it seemed dumb (not to mention Tommy went to a lot of wars with people-) but he stood his ground in his decisions. He made a lot of seemingly weird choices. He claimed the pacific ocean with the rest of his power. He built bridges connecting himself to other countries (one through the pacific, one to Europe and one to Africa.) while simultaneously not choosing a trade.

When people asked him what he was doing, he would only respond with “wait”. You see, when everyone started settling down, the Admins released millions upon millions of villagers into the world. The villagers would then stay in whatever place they thought could earn them a lot of money (this is through some percentages, and AI). 

A lot of people moved to the Antarctic, because of the mines. but a lot had also gone to Business Bay. majority of them being fishers and merchants. Tommy had claimed the oceans to become his fishing area, basically having a monopoly in the fishing business since no one had thought of using the sea in such a wide scale. 

The merchants and stuff flocked to him due to his access to all the countries, including ones overseas. It was a rule that villagers couldn’t use the planes. They had to get around through boat, horse/llama ride or trains. the bridges in between countries would actually end up becoming really useful to villagers. 

Business Bay literally went from rags to riches in one night :). People had to traded with him since he had a monopoly in two very important trades. (well, he does have a business persona, might as well make him good at it :D) 

Tommy’s little village then transformed to a bustling city! There’s always activity in there! The city itself has a hugeee ass wall going around it. The buildings all differ in sizes and in wood types so it’s a real chaotic but breath taking place. The Town hall itself is situated in the middle of the city, while the BB boy’s house are around the walls. So the four of them all have to walk around the city to get to the middle, and it’s really nice :D. There’s two entrances. One near the ocean by the docks, the other in the fields; the two are opposite of each other. 

There’s lanterns littered everywhere, and the paths mix from path blocks to molded stone. Tommy’s place looks like a better version of villages, but a lot more compacted!

Wilbur has a different situation from the other two. 

Instead of having a grand city, of a big kingdom; he instead opts for a small village with wool as it’s main source of money. Wilbur really couldn’t take care of villagers well since he had another job assigned to him. 

The Admins worked to keep the natural order of things, like making sure nothing would go wrong with the server systematical. Wilbur was assigned to give the world order in the physical sense. He would make sure that the countries conducted themselves in a right manner, meaning no cheating by duping things you aren’t suppose to be. Wilbur was given the subname, “the Judge” and as the Judge, he had tremendous power. he had the say of whether a country/nation was guilty of a crime. and in doing so he can disband a faction, make them give up their wealth for compensation, or straight up, ban someone from the server. 

so you know powerful (he is very fair in his judgement though, he won’t ban someone one out of the blue)

Wilbur, being the person he is, will travel to other nations on the daily to check up on them. most of the time it’s friendly visits, and also very on the spot, you wouldn’t have time to prepare. if he sees something he doesn’t like, or is you know illegal, he will question them and make them stop what ever the hell it is they’re doing. if they make a big enough crime, Wilbur will give them the order to go to court. in the courtyard, he’s given his op Admin given powers so that he could do his duties. 

and since Wilbur is a little dirty crime boy, he will troll people into going to court. Most of the times someone goes to court no one knows if Wilbur is trolling them, or is actually giving them trial. He acts the same in both scenarios. SO, if you’re ever brought up to court you have to be careful, cause that trial might be your last stay in the server.

Wilbur’s place looks like his buildings in Newfoundland, but a lot more spaces in between. In between there’s rolls of golden wheat, pens of sheep growing organically! The buildings themselves are clay colored; rainbows, and so beautiful. It’s good tourist place and destination to stop by. By Wilbur’s house is the market place, full of tents that are as colorful as the buildings themselves. Aesthetics is what would explain Wilbur’s place.   

There’s a lot of positions in the server. Governments are based off of what the factions voted themselves to be in. It could be a monarchy, democracy, etc. etc, Techno was appointed an Emperor. Tommy’s a president. Wilbur is a mayor (though a lot of people joke around and say that he’s actually a Deity).

A few more notes that I would like to add. Philza likes to travel around as the diplomat of AE. He travels by plane, carrying packages that are really important in trade. He also is a great person to soften the deals since he’s such a easy going guy. He stops by everywhere since the AE has a lot of trades. 

Techno wants to set up another kingdom in Africa, and has Calvin and Wisp looking after it, so that’s why they won’t be in the crossover au a lot…. (Pete is in charge of the trains, but he’s also in charge of the stronghold since he’s so close to it, He’s the ruler there in place for Techno.)

Deo is a war general. Idk, but he is. He organizes people to guard the walls, since outside of the walls the mobs like to spawn a lot more. He also handles threats.

 (you know that villagers are sentient right? pillagers are also sentient as a result :) they like to raid roads and stuff, scamming villagers who travel there. in bigger crowds, pillagers will try to take over a city.) 

Deo used to go on diplomatic missions, but Tommy had to stop him from going cause he’s always threatening to kill people- (Luke is in charge of architect in the BB, always making more buildings since the BB fills up with villagers a lot. Bitzel is part of the fiances, and dear god is he suffering-)

This is the majority of my thoughts really, I might explain how the FD boys end up in the SMPE but that’s really complex in it’s own right-

Techno !!

This was more so shading practice that i ended up really liking :))

Tommy: Phil, if you don’t hear from me for a few weeks-

Phil: -oh don’t be like that-

Tommy: -no, Phil, if you don’t hear from me for a few weeks...

Phil: Yeah?

Tommy: Know that...

Phil: ???

Tommy: Know that it’s entirely your fault *leaves vc*

ahahahaahaha i wrote this instead of doing all my other projects and doing my homework. if it dont make sense, sorry, i wrote the entire plot in like an hour-

(this is also fd au,,,, for some weird ass reason… only reason why is so that tommy and techno could be brothers-)

(this is crack taken seriously, and since i have been recently motivated to write again, @statsvitenskap thanks <3, im finishing this shit today!)

- okay, so this is such weird story and needs context 

- so there’s this game, Kingdoms of Mineh,  that exist in the fd au (fd au is based on a place in the future, so technology is more advance. THIS IS HAS A WHOLE ASS NOTHER POST THAT I COULD BE WORKING ON OH MY GOD-and  is based on vr, centered around Bannerlord but with a lot more options) 

- it’s basically ONE HUGE FUCKIN MAP, one server, the whole shebang. it has a lot of jobs options, with different classes like magic, knights and shit (it’s like sao but much more better, cause everything is better than they shitty way sao games were written :). you can enjoy watching SAO, but the game in the world IS WHACK AS SHIT-) 

- in the beginning of this entire thing, (back when Tommy was 11 and Techno was 12) the two looked at this game and fell in love. you could do so much shit, the skies were the limit 

- Techno looked at Tommy and said, “we are going to rule this entire fucking game” (oh no Phil you taught them to swear oh god-)

- "Tommy was like, "holy shit please" 

- so for a year or so tiny techno and Tommy DOMINATE THIS GAME 

- they’re well coordinated and shit, with battle strategies and being able to guess what an enemy is about to do. they were doing so Well that they said, "fuck it! let’s be kings and shit" 

- they take over the WHOLE ASS FUCKING MAPP (the developers was watching this unfold in real time, GOBSMACKED at how two people can take over the game they designed to have multiple players who would have to fight for territory)

- the two assigned a side they wanted 

- Techno had the west side, Tommy had the east, dubbing themselves Kings of their sides.

- they also did it so their personalities were different from their real life one, changing their voices to seem older and shit (also changing a whole bunch of shit, theyre basically toddlers at this point and they didn’t want to seem like toddlers. you know kids, they’ll lie about their age online games) 

- and for five fucking years these two shits ruled the game,most people believe them to be the npc’s since their so fucking powerful and move all the shit around them with their control 

- but the fucking developers, once they saw techno and tommy ruling the world went, "fuck it, sure, they’re rulers and we’ll have items based on them” going along with it

- so yeah, most people believe them to be npc’s, over the years a lot of people have tried to overtake them 

- cause hey it’s possible to take over this game!

- but the two are such fucking nerds that no one can really do it, some came close to, but no one could take over one of the KIngs, much less take over the entire map

- so some people think they’re also the last challenge and shit, defeating them would mean the biggest statue in the game (which is true, it is a statue in the game, the developers made it so that if you defeated one of them, you would be titled as “King of the West, or King of the east) 

- but nope 

- no one can compete with them 

- people can be kings though, you just gotta pay taxes to Tommy and Techno (the developers didn’t know how the two fucking achieved this, but they did, and later made it an actual option, just to make it easier on the two-) 

- so yeah, most people are complete oblivious to the fact that Techno and Tommy are actual real ass fucking people 

- and so for the entirety of the five years, Techno and Tommy beat people who want to over throw them, techno likes to farm potatoes, Tommy likes to make quest for people and give offers of money and riches (techno likes to do the same but with huge ass tournaments) and everyone is happy! 

- until 

- the fucking developers want to have a convention and shit for new classes and bigger developments (idk what though) 

- they also ask tommy and techno if they wanted to be in the fucking convention as actual ass people, revealing themselves 

- techno and tommy were like, “well fuck ,,, the clout-”

- They thought about it for a long time, since this is basically exposing their ass to the world that they weren’t npc and shit (at this point the two have become friends and shit to the developers and laugh at noobs lmao) 

- but they eventually said yes, cause they were going to be found out in the end, might as well be EXTRA (LMAO)

- okay okay, so they couldn’t actually show to their face to the people, since they would be DEFINITELY TARGETED (this game is actually really famous btw) 

- (KEEP IN MIND, NO ONE KNOWS THAT THEY ARE BROTHER AND ARE TEENAGERS LMAO)

- so they instead they did a vr qna with the screen in the convention, and they could live stream it at home (with them being in their avatars and shit) 

- an early announcement showed that, the king of the west and the east are actually people (which the fans LOST THEYRE SHIT AT) and were holding a qna via livestream (people flocked to go to the room that held the convention, it was JAMPACKED) 

- their reveals was so fucking extra 

- there was a blank screen as the fans flooded in, cameras rolling to video everything happening,  the lights mysterious turned off, the screen was glowing like a portal. the two became like fucking nerdy geeky shits, dramatically giving out their lines 

- “you’ve come to the presence of two deities" 

- "what should you do?" 

- the two were then shown into screen, sitting in their respective thrones. Tommy was sideways, with his feet set up on one arm rest, and his back to the other arm rest. Techno’s posture was the complete opposite, regal and sat properly 

- the crowds go fucking nuts at the two appearances

- Tommy laughs, clapping at the crowds’s reaction. "well, that is definitely the right answer!‘ 

- "my god, we have stans Innit (Tommy’s in game name btw) weirddddd.” Techno leaned in to see the stans more up close (they could see the other side through a video in vr)

- “Well, you can’t exactly blame em Blade, they didn’t even know we were sentient beforehand." 

- "Good point” (the crowds were still freaking out lmao)

- after the developers barely calmed down the crowd, the people were allowed to ask questions for an hour or so. there was normal questions, like what’s youre guy’s irl names, what do you do for a living etc. etc.

- someone asked if they could here the two’s real life voices, and they let them have a peak 

- people didn’t expect tommy to be so fucking young sounding, they thought he was an adult and people SCREAMED YASSSSS, when they heard techno’s deep ass voice lmao 

- people asked for they’re faces and they were like, “nahhhhhhh fam, Innit is too ugly to be shown in camera" “You’re uglier”

- it was clear from their answers that the two were indeed real and were the actual Kings in the game

- peopls were screaminggggggggggggggg 

- at one point, someone asked when they started out in playing the game 

- Techno was about to say, "we can’t say when exactly-”. before Tommy straight up said he was fucking 11 when he started, 

- people went FUCKING CRAZY AFTER THAT 

- “wha, why are they all acting like that Blade?" 

- "cause they know that you’re a minor now dumbass." 

- "oh,,, OH SHIT" 

- the people who were trying to take them over for years (these bitches are adults-) are having a meltdown cause, "what the fuck the King of the East is a child, we got beat by a child” so lmao, people were going bat shit crazy of this, the developers were rethinking their life decisions cause their game was over run by toddlers 

- it get’s even worse 

- Wilbur comes home around the middle of the live stream, and sees that his siblings are talking to thin air and decides to check what the fuck was up with them (he knows that Techno and Tommy are the kings, cause they talk about the game all the time) 

- feeling very devious, Wilbur decides to troll the two

- he shouts loud enough so that his voice could be in the feed, (he knows about the live stream since Techno and Tommy couldn’t stop freaking out about the upcoming q&a) “Bro, do the fucking laundry" 

(Tommy went into techno’s and his room while Techno went into wilbur’s for the qna since they didn’t want shit echoing and people figuring out that they were living together as brothers )

- you could hear Wilbur’s voice through mic, so the crowd heard about it. Techno curses and talks directly to Tommy absentmindedly. "bitch it’s your turn to do the laundry" 

- "what??? i did it last time!" 

- "no bitch i did it last time, you could even ask Phil-" 

- a fan: "wait,,, you two live together??????" 

- Techno, realizing that he accidentally outed Tommy and him: ”… uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 

- Wilbur through the mic feed: “they’re brothers!" 

- Techno: "Oh my fucking god-” starts chasing Wilbur and shit around the room, you could hear the voices shouting through Techno’s mic cause he forgot to mute-

- AGAIN the crowd becomes BAT SHIT, Tommy is bombarded with questions like, “YOU GUYS WERE BROTHERS????????????????” and shit- 

- and Tommy could only sigh, staring off into the side as the developers stare at him with shocked expressions, “oh my god fuck me,,,," 

- so, overall, the live stream was A HUGE ASS SUCCESS!!! 

- it hyped up the game even more! 

- Tommy and Techno still continue to rule as kings and shit, but now with fans lmao 

- Techno reveals that he was also a minor during the end of the stream (there was no point in keeping it a secret anymore) so people who have been trying to overtake them are crying now cause they got their ass beat by TWO children 

- and when they continue to get beat, it’s just fucking embarrassing lol 

- so yeah, the two are still anonymous in a way (techno is 18 and tommy is 17, idk how wilbur is still there but he is still here) 

(there’s another part of the game, where you can do battle simulation, it’s tommys and techno’s favorite game play. the two play it constantly)

 (before it was techno who constantly won, but Tommy, ever the persistent fuck, started ANALYZING HIS BROTHER AND SAYING, "what would techno do to beat techno…”) 

- (he became a god at war strategies, being able to read techno’s mind :D) 

- (so for a good while, tommy was able to win against techno in streaks, momentarily breaking techno, “HOW HOW HOW?????? WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO GOOD???????” “surprise motherfucker im you’re worst nightmare”)

- (eventually though, since techno is ALSO A PERSISTENT FUCK, he beats tommy in a game) 

- now the two are matched in the battlefield, and no one can compare <3 

- there’s also this thing that the developers made, if you’re physically fit, it will instantly boost your fighting bar, giving you a small head start. it can be easily overtaken though if you farm hard enough 

- but Tommy is a fighting god, he can beat people’s ass HARD in real life as well as in the game. it took a little bit for Techno to catch up (hours of training lmao) but it was honestly the best moment in his life 

“you know, with your determination, you could easily become more fit irl-" 

"talk more and i will chuck out your knees" 

- tommy’s persona when he was an “npc” was that he was a calm and collected person. this was so that no one irl could line up that that he was Innit in the game, but after the convention he gave up and became this ruler that likes to set up games for a LOT of money. it’s almost like experiments… (Wilbur would be so proud)

 - Techno was a laid back kind of king, for leisure he have a fruit of platter in front of him (this game let’s you think of the food as good tasting, though there’s no nutriental value, it’s like eating sweet tasting air) sit and a couch and eat 

- after the convention,,,, yeah he stayed the same, he did not want to lose that freedom of being laid back 

- the two became more involved in events and shit, so they would set up stuff in developers. 

- i would imagine they would rule the world for another five years before giving up their crowns to two random people, saying “good luck :)” then yeeting off the game never to be seen again..

(yup! that’s it folks! i cannot focus in one au, i must work on all of them- so sorry if i haven’t answered your asks. I am easily distracted-)