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@former-disease
If ****** was my woman, I'd make her work like a slave from the 1800's. I didn't get sed*c*d willingly. And im enraged.
If I had a dick, it wouldn't be hard, but to you. For making me this mad.
You'd be fuckinghorny to tempt my emotions.
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repeating this to myself forever and ever
On writing sexual tension
⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??
⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.
⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”
⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.
⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??
⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken
⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.
⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)
⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.
⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.
⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips
⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.
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Why is life so easy, hard, extreme, chill?? I hate my self for thinking I'm ok when I look this ugly. Everything in theory is ok but I don't feel better about the way I look. Resented, forgotten, sad, cut wide open and my heart is being eaten.
You were placed in a Time Loop forced to relive the same day over and over again. However, after 100 years, the entity that placed you in that Time Loop comes to investigate why you haven't tried to break free.
Jodi rains 😷 but isn't reignful 🤝
You are destined, by prophecy, to become a villain. Everything in your life is pushing you towards crime and senseless violence. So far you haven't let it get to you while you continue to pursue your dream of living a normal life. Today you meet the hero fated to defeat you for the first time.
You're a dragon, but instead of gold, you hoard knowledge and the brilliant minds who create it. A knight in shining armor finally tracks you down, not to rescue a princess, but to ask if you're hiring a research assistant.
All time travelers must be vaccinated against smallpox, be up to date on their flu shots, and carry flea and mosquito repellant and water purifying tablets with them. Complete your yearly cultural sensitivity training for your particular time period.
Do NOT allow some street urchin to peer pressure you into eating moldy bread. We’ve lost too many agents to that one
Also again we do NOT authorize use of the company machines to get in more study time for the cultural sensitivity training. Taking risks with the fabric of space time is not permitted for personal use.
I have been instructed to not name names but you know who you are and you have two strikes already.
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sometimes I am plagued by visions. is this anything
Things done in real-life dialogue
(Found on Pinterest ages ago)
Laughing at their own jokes
Don't finish/say complete sentences
Interrupt a line of thought with a sudden new one
Say 'uh/uhm' between words when unsure
Accidentally blending words - may restart the sentence
Begin/end sentences with 'eh?' or 'you know?' etc, may be turned into an actual question for others to respond to
Repeat words such as 'like/literally/really/anyways/I think'
Repeat words or phrases when excited
Words fizzle out when they realise no one is listening
Repeat themselves when others don't understand them, or to get their point across
Non-verbal replies like gestures/expressions/noises (or lack of)
if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.
i miss him
i will misss him far away
long time ago where no one remembers or knows
a time where my mother envied me
so much she took the time to turn it to spite
and turn me green
im forever ugly
my body now changed
but thanks to jodi
my mind will only be insane
this enchanted state
an excuse to go against ones eye
just because i wanted to die
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A Long-Lived Life
I regret not knowing the value of silence. In times I spoke to myself, where others could hear me, there was no validation but accusation. I threatened myself, by not being silent.
Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."
"Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!"
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.
"No," his friend replied.
"Gay."
