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Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

me when there is in fact a deadline

Weeks ago too

where do you see yourself in 10 tumblr posts

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

believing in reincarnation is not just emotionally fulfilling, it is also very helpful. for example, i can now tell myself “i have probably had cocaine in another life. i have probably had oodles of cocaine by now, actually, so i am good this time around, thank you”

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading