Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Monterey Bay Aquarium

roma★


if i look back, i am lost
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
todays bird
Keni
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
One Nice Bug Per Day
we're not kids anymore.
macklin celebrini has autism

titsay
almost home
hello vonnie
seen from Netherlands

seen from Barbados

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Ecuador

seen from Ecuador
seen from Ecuador
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Chile

seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from South Africa
@forgivemyawkward
Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
salad is mostly items
do you want a warm, weighted, vibrating plushie that acts like a heat seeking missile and intermittently stabs you? What I have just described to you is Felis catus and there is a dark secret to it
Come closer... learn my secret...
Very many white LGBT people understand the idea that the societal concept that CisHet is the ‘standard’ or ‘default’ state of a human, at best, is a flattened look at the human experience, and worse a dangerous idea that leads to discrimination. Yet not very many of them seem to grasp the similar concept that thinking white people are the ‘default’ or ‘standard’ version of a person also leads to the same thing.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft
multiple people in my immediate circle of acquaintances have seriously injured their feet indoors by not wearing shoes! either by stepping on small, pointy objects or stubbing their toes so hard they got nerve damage. some of us like to be protected! get yourself a cheap pair of house slippers or something. fuck.
why do you have small pointy objects scattered around on the floor of your literal home
usamericans will massacre dogs in their house and not even sweep up the broken bones
pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better
cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse
peace and love on planet fucking earth
being on the internet for more than three minutes
this was originally reposted by one of those stupid repost accounts but i like the image so much so im stealing it. its mine now. on my blog. without reblogging the repost account
it really is interesting how most adults really only see child sexual assault through the lens of how it makes THEM feel. it's not really about the actual harm that comes to the children, it's about how they, the adult (the real victim) feels about the fact that a child or children got abused and taken advantage of.
like one time I saw a vid of some dudes who tricked some guys into thinking they were going to meet up with minors, instead they forced the two dudes to fight on camera. it's voyeurism, it's not about protecting children it's about the good feeling YOU, the viewer, get inside when you watch this happen.
or like I was arguing with some people about CSA being punishable by death. i don't care if child abusers die, let me say that. wouldn't care if they all killed themselves to a person. but there is a REASON child advocacy organizations will tell you that executing convicted pedophiles is a bad idea, and that's because it will lead to more children being killed to hide the crimes of the abuser.
But if you argue against THE STATE executing pedophiles, people start pulling the "ohhhh wow defending pedophiles. this the hill you wanna die on?" like no dude I just think about the effects of policy outside of the fucking feel-good yummies in my tummy I get from seeing someone I don't like punished.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier
Call this guy the Mark Denier
Call this guy the Mark Replier
I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real
There's several kinds of rules and distinguishing them is vitally important
-"don't touch the hot stove" rules that are for your own safety but don't really hurt anyone else of you break them
-"don't text and drive" rules that endanger you and others, important to follow
-"park closed after dusk" rules that as long as youre not being stupid, hurt nobody to break
-"don't strike without union authorization" rules that are actively holding back progress
i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!
WAS TOLD AT CHRISTMAS DINNER THAT THIS IS INDEED REAL, AND THAT I AM IN THE WILL TO RECIEVE THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER 👏 STOP 👏 BEINGSCARED 👏
okay well that's actually even worse than i thought thank you DAD
i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it
the tags on this post do not disappoint

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
March
It march now
A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.
You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.
Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?
Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.
Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.
Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.
But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD
could have mochi for dessert
At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner
You can't just hide this in the notes @theadveragecanadian! xD