Your local cryptid artist. In constant need for coffee.

btw if you're bored as an artist you should try learning to draw fat and skin folds, it genuinely is really fun once you get into it.

obligatory link to morpho fat and skin folds to help you get started

btw i framed it as "fun to do" because it actually is fun to do and i think telling people theyre a bad person unless they do something well is generally a bad motivator that tends to make people give up at the first sign of imperfection.

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread