Forevers1x1

give me a “remember when we used to be friends in high school and we used to intimidate everyone until one day we had a massive fight bc you got involved with the wrong crowd and became a completely different person && the last time i saw you was in the pouring rain and you were crying begging me not to end our friendship — holy fucking shit, you just kissed me and then walked away and completely disappeared from the world ((for whatever reason)) && now it’s been a couple of years and we bump into each other at a coffee shop and fucking hell — you’ve gotten 10x hotter and you look so much happier and i look like the definition of trash but you just commented on how cute i am && fast forward a week and we’re sitting in your apartment and we’re getting high af and there’s so much sexual attention i just wanna climb on your lap and ride you into next week but there’s smth stopping me — is that an engagement ring on your finger or am i just seeing things??” plot

I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

you forgot C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

that falls under hilarious

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