matutine

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

but this is kinda good cause honestly I don’t need to know all of that

if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well

l’hôpital

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass

Always embarrassing realizing you don't know basic facts about your friends. Like yeah hey, here's this person I love dearly, I've known them for 23 years, we've been through so much together. They're currently working in a lab.... developing... medicine? and also getting a PhD. I think. Don't ask me what subject.