slightly insane researcher

you leave a discord server alone for half an hour to go shower and there’s a prison wedding happening when you get back

yeah okay sure you're a cosmic being beyond human comprehension. im a comic being beyond human comprehension. and they love me

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ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

My gf is actively getting my cats as addicted to bathroom time as her cat is. Boo (the tortie ofc) started fighting to stay in the bathroom and yelling. Que my lovely gf laughing her ass off from the other room as I try to get Boo out.

I would say I'm sorry but I'm really not. At least she isn't biting your ankles. Yet.

If she starts biting my ankles I know who to blame. Megan (the oldest cat) already likes to try and slap toes.

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

you ever just feel the mental illness brewing in your brain like some kind of fucked up stew

desired you while the women flee